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YOUR KID can be a giant a$$ hole too.

Quit whining that the future is here, people!

DOMINATOR dominating this very spot for the last 9 months

I mean, I know in your glory days there was no other soul who could ply like you, but you seem to have gotten a little rusty with age... - Matty Malaprop

Beer Cozy Glove w/Beer Totally Looks Like Outer Tie Rod

I'm sure they'd settle for an Axel too, if you can't find any other alternatives. - Matty Malaprop

I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

Makes sense. Every night I've spent screwing around with this tool has left me Absolutly confused the next morning and wondering Who the hell that person next to me is. - Matty Malaprop

I've always preferred carrying a switch blade, but you can only dislocate your shoulder so many times before you start to feel it in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

THANKS FOR THAT IMAGE! I'm gonna have nightmares now