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23 Fresh Tweets For People Who Don't Want To Look At Twitter

It's no secret that Twitter has a lot to offer in the humor department. Comedy writers and aspiring humorists manage to craft short and sweet tweets packed with cleverness and send them out for the world to enjoy. The only problem is that there's a whole lot of unpleasantry on the site as well. Political arguments, bad takes, and relentless trolls are ever-present. To save you from all that agony, we've collected some fresh and funny tidbits from Twitter and put them in a relatively safe space for some peaceful scrolling. And if you need more tweets? We've got you covered. 

Fresh and funny tweets, clever tweets, relatable | Alyssa Limperis O @alyssalimp Baby carrot inventor: ok so idea is make tiny little carrots Investor: eh Baby carrot inventor: BUT make sure they are always soaking wet Investor got yourself deal | Anna Fitzpatrick O @bananafitz my fave collective lie everyone has agreed is box q- tips says "do not use inside ear canal and consumer are like won't
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Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop

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