"Just sleep when the baby sleeps!" How 'bout you just shut up?

When you're a kid almost everything feels like it's the end of the world. When I was 4 I became absolutely convinced that the “cool” way to eat pizza was upside down. Cheese facing plate. Ridiculous. The first time my mom took me for pizza after this idea got into my head, I attempted this method between sips of Hawaiian Punch. Once she noticed what was happening she freaked out, grabbed the slice, and tried to get me to eat it the right way. I had a meltdown so explosive that she refused to se…

We have sass, we have class, and we'd really like to have another glass… of chardonnay

And extra special memes just for the moms this mother's day!

Parents are real ones.

Only the best memes for parent guardians of the galaxy.

Parents deserve to have meme-ingful fun on the weekends too, ya know.

Parenting is such a flex these days.

Children, oh lawdy, they are something, that's for sure—please, have some memes.

As a thirty-something with no kids but a wealth of cats, I might complain, but I have it pretty easy. Despite the incessant vet bills, taking care of a cat is a lot easier and somehow a lot cheaper than raising a human child. A friend of mine shared an alarming statistic with her Instagram friends recently - the lifetime cost of raising a child here in the United States, as of 2022, is estimated at a whopping $272,049. That's a staggering number, one that makes me feel like I'm definitely never…

Sometimes you just have to allow your child to wreck the place so you can get a moment—don't worry, every parent has done it.

You know it's going to be a good day when you're able to drink your coffee while it's still hot.

Don't stress—your kids will still love you even after you secretly throw away some of their art.

"He’s gonna grow up and be like, 'these classic movies are awfully familiar....'"

They clearly know something we don't

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” While Emma Lazarus may not have been speaking of weary parents in her 1883 sonnet, she could have been. The plights that child-rearers face are real: exhaustion, frustration, depression , and sometimes even anger. While these experiences could potentially bring out the worst in people, the…