tinder

It takes some real Sith stones to turn you Tinder profile into the 'Traitor' Stormtrooper from The Force Awakens, but that's exactly what this guy did and he nailed it.

He proceeds to spit some mad game that would make nerdy girls anywhere swoon. 

If they're lucky he might show them his Z6 riot control baton 

Let's face it. Romance is dead, these days it's all about sliding into dm's so you can get yourself into the bedroom for some fast flesh-pounding experiences. 

But don't despair, the decaying corpse of romantic gesture has fertilized a new kind of creativity: the dating app pickup line, where you get to select your piece of meat like you're at a grocery store and barter for it using words and wit. 

Wit is something of an indispensable gift when it comes to mastering one's Tinder game, and this guy definitely excels at his craft.

Seriously tho, this girl's going to need some wine to wash down all that cheese. Honestly curious how this one ended up working out.

If your Tinder match is going to open up a conversation asking about your friend, she deserves to be messed with.