It's been a very, very long time since I gushed over any men in cinema, with a few exceptions. There's something about Chris Pine that just gets me going, and I'd do just about anything for Oscar Isaac or Diego Luna. But do I really analyze their appearances beyond looking good? Hell no. The people of Twitter cannot relate to this ambivalence. The bird app is a haven for “stans,” and while much of the manic, obsessive energy is dedicated to K-Pop stars, no celebrity is safe from the ever-postin…