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In this video, Cracked's Movie Math series explores the 1994 Christmas comedy The Santa Clause, in which Tim Allen plays a man who murders Santa Clause…and then becomes the jolly bearded giver of holiday gifts. The mathmeticians look into the math behind Santa's intense responsibilities, leaving everyone to wonder if Allen's character actually killed Santa or if he faked his own death to escape the actual torture of his benevolent duties. 

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In this rendition of The Santa Clause, the transformation into Saint Nick is caused by a nervous breakdown. This angle would probably have made for a better movie. 

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Tim Allen Is Getting Roasted For His Deep Thoughts On Evolution

Home Improvement star Tim Allen has crawled out of a hole to share some controversial thoughts about the theory of evolution. The actor took to twitter to pose the question "If we evolved from apes why are there still apes." We may not scientists, but we still know there is a LOT wrong with that statement. And Twitter seems to agree. 

Collection of Twitter memes about Tim Allen's evolution tweets.
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Easily one of the most obnoxious and annoying things we've ever seen/heard, and it's PERFECT.

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Punmaster Artanus says: "Tim Allen played the part of Buzz Lightyear. If we tried the opposite combination... I don't think Buzz Hanks is a person."

Buzz Hanks might not be a person, but Buzz Shanks very well might be a sex position... #You'reWelcomeForThatOne - Matty Malaprop

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