Via memesforthelort
We freaking love Toy Story!
tim allen
Via Aceinyourface
In this rendition of The Santa Clause, the transformation into Saint Nick is caused by a nervous breakdown. This angle would probably have made for a better movie.
Home Improvement star Tim Allen has crawled out of a hole to share some controversial thoughts about the theory of evolution. The actor took to twitter to pose the question "If we evolved from apes why are there still apes." We may not scientists, but we still know there is a LOT wrong with that statement. And Twitter seems to agree.
Via Marisa Kirisame
Easily one of the most obnoxious and annoying things we've ever seen/heard, and it's PERFECT.
By Artanus
Punmaster Artanus says: "Tim Allen played the part of Buzz Lightyear. If we tried the opposite combination... I don't think Buzz Hanks is a person."
Buzz Hanks might not be a person, but Buzz Shanks very well might be a sex position... #You'reWelcomeForThatOne - Matty Malaprop
By bigjohn1911
'60s Cool Guy Totally Looks Like Tim Allen
For some time, I have been mulling over my desired epitaph. After seeing this, I have decided, definitively, that it shall read:
Mr. Look-Alike 1998 - 2011 '60s Cool Guy and Writer for TotallyLooksLike.com
