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Tales from the clock app
It's TikTok time
That evil shadow needs to leave her alone!
The clock don't stop
It seems that everywhere you turn, what you're doing has been turned into an “aesthetic.” In the online world, every mundane activity is an opportunity for branding, product placement, and up-sells. You’re not getting your steps in, you're going on a “Hot Girl Walk.” Hitting the gym requires a constellation of pre-workout supplements, Apple over-ear headphones, and Gymshark matching sets. The phenomenon of Stanley cups and their requisite accessories have turned the simple act of drinking water…
Clock app shenanigans
They're scaping their fridges now?
The clock don't stop
The clock don't stop
FYP goes wild
Clock app shenanigans
The clock don't stop
Clock app shenanigans
They hated him because he spoke the truth.
If you've spent multiple years engaging with internet memes, you can probably tell when a meme is dated. I remember being a freshman in high school, seeing image macros like Bad Luck Brian being used earnestly by my less online peers and having the passing thought of how passe they were. I would scroll through the Instagram Explore page, see a screenshot of a Tumblr textpost, and bemoan how I saw it in 2012, three whole years after it was regurgitated for an audience of “basics” (a now-dead ter…
The clock don't stop
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