The clock don't stop

As a non-driver I don't expect to know much about the world of driving and automobile ownership. But there are some things I inherently understand. For example, I know that not enough people employ turn signals, and way too many people employ high-beam lights. Another thing I “get” is that leasing a car means you're essentially renting it long-term. Unfortunately for one TikToker , this knowledge eluded him, and he's now getting roasted to a crisp on Twitter after sharing a video about his shoc…

How do you accidentally buy a $100k couch?

Honestly, at this point, it's surprising Congress didn't ask Chew how to open a PDF...

At age 34, I'm starting to notice that my body and face are changing. For a while, I thought I was pretty blessed genetically, but it seems what they say about smoking cigarettes is right: It ages you. Looking in the mirror may not be as fun as it used to be, but the most unpleasant part of this phase is the incessant advertisements that are popping up on all social apps. They're all for Botox, fillers, preventative skin care, and plastic surgery. If I didn't already have issues with myself, be…

We feel so, so bad for people in service in this day and age. TikTokers think of public spaces as their stage, and turn almost any situation into an attention-seeking opportunity. One example of this behavior is when TikTokers (who are probably current or former theater kids) decide they should sing their fast food order at the drive-thru. If I were on the other side of the window, I would probably quit after the first instance of this idiocy. This cringey behavior isn't relegated to the drive-…

But seriously, do you have your boarding pass?

There's something palpably disgusting yet utterly riveting about watching rich, privileged people talking about their “everyday” lives. With the advent of social media, the regular old plebs of the world now have the opportunity to really see how the other half lives. Social media is a lot more revealing than shots from a rabid paparazzo, despite the fact that they can reveal a carefully curated view of the subject's existence. That colorful and impeccably composed acai bowl sitting atop an inf…

Run by the same people who threw the Astroworld festival?? *Suspicious*