How bad can it be?

A warm welcome

Oh boy

Food is an important part of life. We need to eat to live. It's a necessary part of survival for most living things. But humans have made eating into something of an affair. Somewhere between when we were hunter-gatherers and when we started obsessively Instagramming our meals before eating them, food surpassed its purpose as sustenance. These days, preparing or eating food is a ritual. It's a form of celebration, a way to show love. It's trendy and it's sometimes seen as a status symbol. Peopl…

Sully and Boo all over again

We've said it before, and we'll say it again: People need to stop falling for engagement-baiting food videos. If you think you don't know what we're talking about, I'm sorry, but yes you do. We're referring to those videos where some heavily made-up housewife slathers her kitchen island with nacho cheese as some sort of entertainment hack. We're talking about the bastardization of Italian recipes, and people pouring cheese over things that have no business being so lactose-ified. Unfortunately,…

We have no idea what is happening here and we are obsessed with it.

How can a person feel so ugly and look so beautiful at the same time?

And people are commenting their theories on what happened to these characters that forced them into their villain era.

F retail

Everyone makes mistakes. But some mistakes are funnier than others. In a recent TikTok, Chicago therapist Zach Leeze r shared a video addressing his, um, poor choice of a username . That username? It's “@zachtherapist.” It could be read as Zach Therapist. Or it could be read as something a little more damning. If the dilemma seems familiar, that's probably because a similar fiasco occurred on Arrested Development , when Tobias Funke decided to use the ill-advise portmanteau of “analrapist” to d…

A lawless land

You're (probably) not at death's door

“I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.”

Don't say rap and country

A crazy app