threat

I don't want it.

You're about to meet your eternal fate.

(Queen Elizabeth II, Vladimir Putin)

Please tell me they won't make good on this threat, because I'm in no way prepared for this sort of assault. I CAN'T MAKE A QUICHE! Hell, I'm not even sure if that's how you spell quiche!

I call Paul Ryan. Tell him how I handle "Fact Checkers."

(Vladimir Putin)

The next person to say yolo will die.

(Kim Jong-un)

Pretend like nothing's wrong and nobody will get hurt.

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Some user typed that paragraph. It's a lot of words so I'm gonna leave it. Not sure if trolling or text cutoff limit. Anyway, CISPA is a real thing. Be warned. There are some jokes about it to feel better about our potential sad future. And here's how to contact your representative to tell them "NO PLS."