When you're a kid, you always have arbitrary rules thrust upon you for stupid reasons. In elementary school , we were only allowed to wear hats on Fridays, which as a hat girl, I found ridiculous. How is wearing a hat any more distracting than not wearing a hat? I would understand if hats were banned in order to prevent the spread of lice, but they weren't! They just wanted to restrict our freedom a bit more. Sometimes, teachers and educators can circumvent rules that are unfair. My 3rd-grade t…

They said it was to avoid 'spills'

You know that's a lie, but it really does feel that way right now, doesn't it?

This is the opposite of an aphrodisiac.

Social media users often find themselves to be a divided population. It would seem the nature of every different platform is to create petty disputes, ignite scandals and just generally encourage the worst of the worst to make itself known. However, there's one factor that unites a vast majority: how unbearably horny people can be. From Lady Dimitrescu to Waluigi , there's nothing the internet loves more than uniting around a sex symbol. What's more, they don't even have to be a living things. …

A wahnderful selection of images.

Twitter's down bad.