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Cringey Guy Horrifies Women With Bewildering Attempt At Seduction

Few internet phenomena have developed at the alarming rate of men's thirst traps. Gone are the days when a partially clad mirror selfie would satisfy attention seekers; it's now a whole process involving ring lights, mood music and worst of all, meticulously planned video.

The time when half the population seemed hellbent on perfecting a Lin-Manuel Miranda lip bite was bad enough. Yet somehow, we appear to be in a horrible new era of embarrassing, romantically inclined content creation. Twitter users seized on an example of this over the weekend after discovering the work of TikToker @spencermumford.

In particular, one video attracted all the wrong kind of attention. In it, Mumford lipsyncs and winks at the camera while proclaiming that he is attracted to the "Big Hearts" of women in a long list of ethnicities. To apparently prove his point, he announces that he "love[s] rhythm" with some alarmingly offbeat dancing and seemingly out of nowhere, professes his love for the soundtrack provided by Nigerian musician Burna Boy.

Despite his attempt to charm, Twitter was less than convinced by his confused and slightly terrifying efforts. If there's one takeaway from this trainwreck, it's that nobody becomes a heartthrob by being tryhard.

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People Are Thirsting For Waluigi Again, So Here’s A Selection Of His Most Cursed Memes

Intrigue. Mystery. Memeability. Just a few words that you could associate with the internet's favorite Mario character, the incomparable Waluigi. The Super Mario franchise is one of the most recognizable video game series on the planet, but of all its colorful cast Waluigi is the one who has captured the most hearts and minds across social media.

It was no surprise when last week, fans went wild after Nintendo released a flirtatious, rose-brandishing render of him in a YouTube video. So wild, in fact, that some reactions brought up uncomfortable reminders of Rule 34. 

As if that wasn't enough, he also has a new look in the upcoming Mario Golf: Super Rush for all his admirers' worshipping needs. If that's not an excuse to put together a dubious array of memes in his honor, then nothing is. Nobody cheats better than Waluigi, because how could you betray that beautiful face? 

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Thirsty Twitter Users Give Vision A 'Vishawn' Makeover

It seems like everyone and their mom has been talking about Marvel's Wandavision, especially since the finale aired on Disney+. The episode was so emotional that nerd-cum-director Kevin Smith shared a tearful selfie after watching it three times. On Twitter, however, it seems some people are more interested in Vision's sex appeal than the show's culmination. 

While it makes sense that the internet's thirst levels have been high (thanks, Covid-19 lockdowns), Black Twitter has taken things to the next level. Normally, Marvel fans are seen thirsting after meaty hunks like Thor or Captain America. But this weekend, their unholy gaze was set upon Vision, who is essentially a glorified robot. 

The fun started when Twitter user @gooonicorn shared some images of Vision in a turtleneck. The tweet went viral, and got a lot of women saying some highly questionable things. The tweet also spawned Vision's alter ego "Vishawn," as well as many, many edits of the character  decked out in gold chains, grills, and even a durag. While this may not be everyone's brand of humor, we can probably agree that a little humor is refreshing after that tear-inducing finale. 

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Thirsty Dude Goes Nuts After Getting Played By Legendary Troll

Ladies, we've all been in a situation where a weird guy asks for digits and you just don't feel like dealing with the backlash of saying no to him. Without giving too much away, this guy got trolled HARD. We just hope that he was able to walk away from the situation and eventually laugh at it like a good sport.

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17 Fiery Memes & Tweets About Belle Delphine's GamerGirl Bath Water

Belle Delphine's GamerGirl Bath Water has been causing a quite a stir for quite a few days. The product has spawned hoaxes (herpes, GamerGirl pee) and, more importantly, a wealth of hilarious tweets and memes. Here are some of our favorites.

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Guy Flawlessly Trolls Thirsty Facebook Scammer Using Adele Lyrics

Honestly, how do scammers think we're going to fall for this sh*t? Like, at least make your messages and stories be a little more believable! This Danish guy took it upon himself to troll this hilarious scammer, supposedly named "Sandra Jones" with lyrics to "Hello" by Adele. 

Apparently she isn't a fan.

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Girl Masterfully Trolls Horny Dude With A Multitude Of Towels

Literally every woman out there knows all about the creepy, thirsty dudes of the world. Also known as the f*ckboy, these horny dudes think they're slick as hell, but we always know what they're up to when they slide into our DMs. Let's re-emphasize that: we ALWAYS know what you're up to.

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