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Amusing Instances of Kids Being Impressively Dumb

Little kids are pretty damn stupid. But to be fair, most of them have only been alive for a few years. As toddlers, we all said and did batshit ridiculous stuff that we'd never get away with now—like cutting up every extension cord in the house for absolutely no reason or burying your baby brother in a pile of flour. To be honest, we kind of envy some of these dumb kids. Wouldn't it be nice to fully indulge the sudden urge to throw a cup of soda across the room without having to worry about the consequences? Sigh. At least we can live vicariously through these laughable examples of kids being impressively stupid. 

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22 Hysterical Snaps Of Kids Having Meltdowns Over Mundane Things

If you're on the fence about having kids, you might want to take a peak at these Snapchat pics, which we think serve as the best form of birth control around. They say parenting is tough, but no one is truly prepared for the multitude of totally pointless meltdowns that will inevitably ensue.

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Seven-Year-Old's Story About Crabs Is Utter Genius

It's true what they say: kids really do say the darnedest things. This woman shared a story she wrote at seven years old in 2000 (holy crap we're old), and honestly it's a true work of art. Move over Shakespeare, Tess is the newest brilliant writer in town. 

Now scroll down to read the story of Tess and her crabs.

Funny story written by a seven-year-old about her pet crabs
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7-Year-Old Tries To Label Memes And The Results Are Freaking Hysterical

Amazing things happen when you give kids a task that requires some amount of cultural context, such as labeling popular memes. Obviously, kids can't possibly know all of the pop culture references that, say, a Millennial knows. 

We've gotta say that these versions might be even better than anything that most of us adults could come up with.

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14 Hilarious Fatherly Nuggets From 'The Nerd Dad'

Parenting is hard. Like, really hard. We totally get that all you parents need a GD break from your screaming offspring every once in a while. Good thing The Nerd Dad has your back - it's an Instagram account that pretty cleverly conveys the hilarious struggles of trying to be a decent dad and partner!

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