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30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 19, 2024)

One week 'til Elf on the Shelf is over
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 12, 2024)

Parental guidance suggested
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 5, 2024)

Parents have a difficult task this time of year, pretending to do their jobs at work, ushering their kids through the end of the school semester, and convincing them to still eat turkey sandwiches every day. It's a weird in-between time when the holidays are really starting to kick into gear but yet there are a few normal work weeks to get out of the way first. Soon you'll have to deal with your kids being on break from school while you're still on duty for work, giving them something to do so…
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 28, 2024)

Happy Turkey Day, parents
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30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 21, 2024)

When the sun goes down at 4 pm… that's when you truly lock in as a parent.
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 14, 2024)

Parenting is all about compromise . Before you become a parent, you have all sorts of highfalutin ideas about what kind of parent you'll be. You'll only feed them home-cooked organic meals, you'll never be cross with them and only use positive reinforcement, and you won't allow them to go on the internet before they're in high school. But then life comes around and has other plans for you. It leaves you tired, exhausted, and frustrated to the point where you'll do anything just to have a quiet…
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30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 7, 2024)

For moms and dads that need a laugh
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30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 31, 2024)

Happy halloween parents… It's the one day of the year when you're legally allowed to steal at least 15% of your child's candy and call it the “chaperone tax." Technically you can do that any day of the year but it's especially encouraged today.
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 24, 2024)

Please stop changing your costume idea
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 17, 2024)

Living in my head 'rent free
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 10, 2024)

One of the worst things about parenting is having to make small talk with other parents. Just because our kids are the same age doesn't mean we have much in common, and there's only so much runway I get with talking about the kids' developmental phases, school, activities, etc. before I run out of stuff to say. And then you're just left talking about regular adult stuff with people who are more boring than you. This is why you need your designated parent friend. You need a person you've identif…
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 3, 2024)

There's no universal rulebook for being a parent
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30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 26, 2024)

Needed to hear that
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 19, 2024)

They say that 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again
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3rd grader with difficult home life asks her beloved 2nd grade teacher to adopt her: 'It broke me and she was being serious. I would adopt all these kids if I could'

So sweet
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30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 12, 2024)

Too relatable
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