Surely you've heard by now; your office air conditioning is sexist. But worry not, the Onion came up with a solution for it in 2012: quit whining and put on a goddamn coat.
Oh, the thermostat is too close to your office?
HAL 9000 Totally Looks Like Thermostat from Apple Store
NOT UNTIL she puts on some damn socks
BODY LANGUAGE hint your wife wants you to turn up the f#*king thermostat.
