After a whole bunch of Star Wars fans called for The Last Jedi to be remade, video essayist Jonathan McIntosh decided to school them on why their reading of the movie may have been completely off-base. The Twitter thread will definitely surprise you!
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There's absolutely no shortage of dank Star Wars memes on the internet, and we are pleased to announce that The Last Jedi has inspired a new one. When Yoda appears to Luke Skywalker and sets fire to ancient Jedi writings, Luke becomes perplexed, exclaiming "The sacred texts!" Yoda meant to show Luke that the texts themselves were meaningless. Redditors have taken that sentiment and twisted it into some pretty silly memes.
Is nothing sacred? The Last Jedi gave us a cute Star Wars species to gush over and then someone releases photos of baby porg toys and ruins everything. This is like if Diglett and Exeggcute had a freaky baby and it was actually one million years old. They're like mini Sloths from the Goonies.
We've already heard that porgs can be food, but after seeing these photos we imagine they'd be safe from most harm. Appetites have definitely been lost over less.
The title of the upcoming Star Wars Episode VII has been revealed to be 'The Last Jedi'. People are extremely worried about exactly what that means, and rightfully so.
Who is the last Jedi? Is it Luke? Is he going to die? Are there multiple last Jedi? Why is there that ominous red text?
We wouldn't be surprised if Carrie Fisher's passing has made the writers decide to just kill off all of the original cast. However, we can't help but feel that the last Jedi will be Luke after Rey falls to the dark side.
