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These Texts Imagine A World Where Literature's Great Romantics Had iPhones

With nearly everyone in lockdown due to the pandemic, a lot more people seem to be dusting off the books from their shelves and getting their read on. That's all well and good, but we prefer to get our reading done in a more meme-centric way. These text tidbits from SparkNotes manage to combine literature and memes in a way that can satisfy our need for memes as well as the more cultured readers.  The texts basically take literature's great lover-boys and imagine how they'd behave with an iPhone. The results are pretty priceless. 

Fake texts from the lover boys of literature | o00 Verizon 4:06 PM 60% Jay Gatsby iMessage Today 4:05 PM Daisy love married Delivered Well sounds like problem iMessage | ooo Verizon 5:54 PM 43% Mr. Rochester iMessage Today 5:53 PM Jane love Also my crazy wife lives attic and she might try kill Um Delivered Just, like, full disclosure iMessage
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'Nice Guy' Reveals His Slimy Truth In Wrong Number Text

We've been seeing a lot of cringey nice guys making themselves known on the internet, but it looks like they're popping up more frequently in the wild as well. Just ask the poor soul who was forced into a crappy exchange with one of them. Seems our "hero," Keegan, was given a wrong number after making a connection with a Sandra at a club. After it becomes clear that the phone number does not belong to Sandra, Keegan somehow manages to dig himself into an even deeper whole with this complete stranger. When will people learn?

text exchange with rude nice guy after girl gives him a fake phone number | not fucking creep nice guy! This is why they say nice guys always finish last. yiikes gonna finish last w kind attitude. Whatever only making feel worse nice guy whether believe or not. idk man, nice guys don't say "iM NiCe GUy" they're just nice lol seems Sandra didn't think were nice or else have her real number but imma mind my business Who are Why do keep texting not Sandra
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Wrong Number Texts That Were Hilariously Happy Accidents

It's not very nice to laugh at other peoples' misfortunes, but these wrong number texts are innocent enough that we feel justified chuckling at 'em. As wrong number exchanges go, these are massively entertaining cases of mistaken identity, filled with wholesomeness, sass, and a whole lot of confusion.

wrong number text messages | Mom wants you to call her Who is this Andrea Wrong number and you got me in an unnecessary 30 min conversation with my mother so thank you for that. Thinkin about those tight nipples I think you've got the wrong number But you've got me really concerned about my nipples. Sorry
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Dude Gets Fired Over Sharing A Meme And Then Bullied By Boss' Son

People, people, people. When will you remember the golden rule? Never become friends with your boss on social media. You can get fired. Even though we do believe y'all should be careful, as you can see in these texts, a certain Cody Hidalgo was canned for sharing a "Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime" meme that celebrates shitting on company time - and that's pretty freakin' ridiculous. The meme is stupid, and we can see how it might annoy an employer, but it doesn't seem like a fireable offense. And it certainly doesn't warrant getting bullied by the boss' son. Read the exchange below and see if you agree.

Dude gets fired after sharing meme, boss' son attacks him via text
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21 Drunk & Morning After Texts That Are As Dubious As They Are Entertaining

It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sht just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. 

Warning: some of these *might be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell.

Funny drunk texts and texts from the morning after.
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Woman Calls Out Freeloading Love Interest For Using Her For Shelter

We've heard of women using dates to indulge in fancy meals and free drinks, but this one is new. Facebook user Jackie Cameron shared these cringey texts from a dude she had just met while fishing. Turns out his offer to cook her dinner was a veiled attempt at finding a place to stay for the night. In the end, the homeless "love interest" tries to turn things around on Jackie, making her out to be shallow. There's nothing shallow about wanting to date someone with a stable income and a roof over their head. Dating can be such a joy.

Cringey texts from dude trying to date a woman so he can have a place to stay for the night, homeless freeloader, cringe.
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19 Times Moms Texted The Darnedest Crap To Their Embarrassed Offspring

Our parents didn't grow up with texting or smartphones like we did, so understandably they may be a little lost sometimes when trying to navigate the world of technology. However, that doesn't mean we aren't going to laugh at their valiant efforts! 

And of course, we have to remind you that Mother's Day is on May 12th this year!

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Car Sale Turns Into A Heartwarming Act Of Kindess In This Short & Sweet Text Exchange

Our sister site Fail Bloghas taught us how many terrible cheapskates roam the planet - but this story proves that some people still have good intentions and even better hearts. Reddit user JeffTrav shared this heartwarming exchange to r/HumansBeingBros (a subreddit for stuff like this that will give you the feels) and the internet collectively squee'd. His wife was looking to sell her car for $1,200 and did not want to keep it on hold.Until someone with a great need came along. Prepare to feel the feels.

Wholesome text about car sale
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18 Hilariously Cringey Texts That Are Dripping With Regret

Ever wish you could turn back time? These people definitely do. They'd do well to think before they text. 

Funny and cringey text attempts.
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