Talk about taking it too far

Poor kids

Also, pickpockets enter their cancelation era.

Icks everywhere

Tee hee ha

He just described my summer plans

Eww

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In the trenches

Where are the manners?

These are hard to believe

AI gone wild

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Make it stop

I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known...