Whatever happened to "Thank you for making pizza"?

She said, "I'll show you negative"

Out of pocket

A lot of context can get lost in text messages . Even if you think that you can gauge someone's intentions from what they say in the digital sphere, we get so much information from vocal intonation. That's why I tend to limit my texting conversations to jokes and utilitarian information. "What time do we want to meet up?" "Doesn't this meme remind you of Rachel?" "Can I call you in like five minutes?" I tend to limit deep discussions and confrontations to at least a phone call. Nobody wants to…

That's not how it works, mom

Parenting: no matter how hard I try, it will always be what my Instagram reels return to. I'm totally cool with it, though! There's nothing more entertaining to me as a 24-year-old without children than a mom posting about how her kids have “different personalities” when they go to their dads house because he allows them to eat red dyes.

Do you think he still loves her bunches?

Thanks, dad!

Bad Grandpa

Illiterate indeed

Father of the Year

The "no double texting" rule doesn't apply

"No one is judging your lifestyle"...sure, Jan

"Hey" is childish

Always a victim

Move on