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Elon Musk's New Flamethrowers Are Being Used By Morons To Torch Absolutely Everything

Elon Musk's Boring Company recently released its flamethrowers to eager consumers on Saturday for $500 each. Perhaps the best part of it all is that the name of the flamethrower is "Not-a-Flamethrower" due to restrictions on shipping for anything labeled such an extreme fire hazard. 

Musk himself tweeted that the best use of the flamethrowers would be to light fires in one's fireplace or barbecue, but of course people are using them for more epic purposes. Was this a good idea on Musk's part? Probably not, but at least it provides us with some entertainment! 

What could possibly go wrong!

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18 Fantasy Life Hacks From The Brilliant @BoredElonMusk

As parody accounts go, @BoredElonMusk is a special case. The account has been around for five years, during which Ellon Musk has become more of a pop culture icon. The jokey tweets that dream of everyday innovation have become closer to reality than we'd ever imagined - Musk even met his girlfriend on Twitter.  Whatever happens between the genius Tesla CEO and Grimes, we hope she convinces him to make these tweets a reality. 

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Elon Musk's Space Tesla Has Spawned Some Seriously Amazing Memes

ICYMI, Elon Musk launched a Tesla Roadster into space yesterday - and it's naturally heading to Mars. The car, which is manned by a dummy named Starman, is appropriately playing David Bowie's Life On Mars on loop. After releasing footage from inside the vehicle, the dank memes began pouring in. Here are some of our favorites.

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The Tesla Roadster Gets Meme'd In These Amusingly Absurd Comparisons

An unwitting Redditor inspired a fun new meme last week when they uploaded a chart comparing the Tesla Roadster to a Bugatti Chiron. The image proved to be very popular, and unsurprisingly inspired many meme copycats, comparing the car to everything from bananas to a Shrek 3 blu-ray disk. Here's a selection of our favorites.

Funny memes about the TEsla Roadster.
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Supervillain Elon Musk Gets Sick of Traffic and Jokes About Boring a Tunnel Under Washington DC and... Oh Wait, He Wasn't Joking

There really is no one like Elon Musk in the world, he truly is a one of a kind human and his dedication to furthering the human race makes him one of the most inspiring eccentrics out there. But can we just talk about the fact that he is one tragic life event away from becoming a James Bond villain, Batman or Iron Man? Like, let's just hope that it's one of the last two. 

Well, now the mad-man has his own boring machine and is making a tunnel under Washington DC all because he 'got sick of traffic' and joked about it two months ago.

Ok. Yeah, this is totally a movie plot. I just hope that he's secretly building a Bat Cave or something and not trying to sink all of Washington DC into the middle of the earth.  

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Tesla recently pushed an update to software on the Model S and Model X that included a not-so-secret Easter egg.  Elon Musk announced in a Tweet that if you press the autopilot button four times in quick succession, this rainbow road will pop up in the dashboard screen. Unfortunately, the new level doesn't include any theme music:

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craigslist ad man seeking prankster who pooped on his tesla
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Were you in Lakeview, Chicago recently? Did you happen to see someone dropping a deuce on a brand new Tesla Model X? Perhaps you might be able to help this guy, who is seeking the perpetrators of this hilarious prank (but beware: he may ask you for a sample of your poop to rule you out as a suspect). Here's the Craigslist ad he posted about the incident in full:

I am writing this message to anyone that might have been in Lakeview Thursday night around 9pm.

Specifically I am looking for anyone who was by Stratford and Broadway, which was where my car was parked.

Obviously I have a large degree of humility when writing this because I am seeking people out here to see if anyone has any information about who may have taken a gigantic s**t on the windshield of my brand new Tesla Model X.

This is not a joke.

I was on a date with a girl, one who was very conservative. It was our third date and when we walked out, sure enough we saw that someone had taken a very large s**t on my windshield comprised of two sizable logs and smaller ball which rolled down to my wipers. Pee was not visible, leading me to believe that perhaps someone had s**t in a container at home and then threw it on my car later.

Now I know a lot of people might find this funny but my date was really traumatized by the whole thing and I have zero leads. What’s more, the CPD “absolutely refused” to help me, a tax paying citizen, clean the s**t off of my car. But they obviously didn’t hesitate to tell me I could not drive with the poop on my windshield because it would obstruct my visibility. I had to use a redeye magazine and a bottle of water to clean it off and that sucked.

I am looking for solid intelligence in regards to anyone who might have seen anything. Do not reply with a car type you think you saw or a suggestion. I am writing this to someone who saw something in particular or perhaps, someone who indeed knows the person who pulled this stupid joke on me. As for the latter, if you were willing to leak the name of the person who did this, I promise you that I would spare you of all legal charges and physical retaliation. However I will plan on ruling you out with DNA for I have kept a sample of the s**t for I can see someone trying to pull another fast one on me. And trust me, that is not going to happen.


If you have any information about whoever pinched a loaf on this guy's expensive car, you might want to figure out a way to reach him, provided you're willing to provide a DNA sample. Hopefully he'll be satisfied with a cheek swab. Unfortunately, his Craigslist post has been removed, but where there's a will, there's a way. I'm guessing if he's wealthy enough to afford a Tesla, he can afford a little ransom on your information.


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The Tesla P85D has a mode called "Insane Mode," wherein it's capable of doing 0-60 in 3 seconds flat. Whether it's still silent for those first 5 miles per hour like the Prius, we may never know.