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Object-label meme where people playing cards represent "Innocent people just trying to talk" and a guy about to slap his cards down on the table represents "That's what she said"

Foolproof Conversation-Ruiner

Sign that reads, "What kind of train eats too much? A chew chew train ahahaha. Omg please call me I'm so lonely, I need friends"

Please I'm Begging You

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Tweet that reads, "I am starting a charity to teach short people maths. It's called Making the Little Things Count"

Gotta Teach 'Em Somehow

Tweet that reads, "[Funeral] Me: Do you mind if I say a word? Widow: Please do; Me: *Clears throat* Plethora! Widow: Thank you. That means a lot"

#DadJoke

Pic of a washed-up jellyfish-like creature on the beach wearing sunglasses; someone messages below "What's kraken"

Groan

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Caption that reads, "When the customer makes a stupid joke but you need the job so you give your best fake smile" above a pic of a cat with a big fake smile

"It Didn't Scan So It Must Be Free, Right?"

OP beats friend's dad at their own dad-joke game by asking if he wants some ice for an injury that was caused by dropping ice on his foot

The Dad Was Out-Dadded

Tumblr post that reads, "I tell dad jokes but I have no kids; I'm a faux pa"

Cue Intense Groaning

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Caption that reads, "Friend: You've already said that joke before; Me ..." above a pic of a toy Bart Simpson that says, "Bart has six cool sayings"

That's All Folks

Pic of a group meeting under the caption, "Sup I'm Chad, been sober for like 40 days. Not in a row or anything, just total."

It's Kind Of A New Record For Me

Tweet that reads, "You attract what you fear;" someone replies, "Omg I'm so scared of $10 billion"

I'm Scared Of Cute Little Puppies

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Text conversation that reads, "Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian"

What A Knee-Slapper!

Text conversation where someone asks their friend if they've heard of Murphy's Law, then asks if they've heard of 'Cole's Law' making a joke about coleslaw

A Hearty Laugh Was Had By All

Sign that reads, "If women in Nepal prefer dogs, what can a cat man do?"

Groan

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Post that 'sums up the 90s' with an equation at the bottom adding up all of the years of the 90s, equaling 945'

Trolololol

Pic of a street corner with a sign that says the corner is available; caption reads, "Oh look, your mom quit her job"

An Oldie But A Goldie

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Manager schedules 18-year-old high schooler to work from 11:30 AM to 7:30 PM on Christmas Day: 'Since there was no school, he'd ignore their set availability.'

Manager schedules 18-year-old high schooler to work from 11:30 AM to 7:30 PM on Christmas Day: 'Since there was no school, he'd ignore their set availability.'

Sibling volunteers sister to help a cousin move without asking, lies about it, then calls her selfish when she refuses to give up her weekend: ‘You’re free on Saturdays. You don’t really do much anyway’

Sibling volunteers sister to help a cousin move without asking, lies about it, then calls her selfish when she refuses to give up her weekend: ‘You’re free on Saturdays. You don’t really do much anyway’

28 Caffeinated Memes for the Folks Doubling Hot Coffee as Hand Warmers This Winter

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25+ of the Funniest Sci-Fi Memes of the Week To Fill Your Nerdy Needs

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Food service boss denies loyal employee's request for rotating weekends, gives new hires weekends off in less than 3 months: 'I'm not sure what to make of this and feel really frustrated'

Food service boss denies loyal employee's request for rotating weekends, gives new hires weekends off in less than 3 months: 'I'm not sure what to make of this and feel really frustrated'

17-year-old refuses to give his parents $250 for his 8-year-old brother's Christmas present after years of favoritism: 'He might cry all day Christmas, but still my answer is no.'

17-year-old refuses to give his parents $250 for his 8-year-old brother's Christmas present after years of favoritism: 'He might cry all day Christmas, but still my answer is no.'

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