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Foolproof Conversation-Ruiner

Object-label meme where people playing cards represent "Innocent people just trying to talk" and a guy about to slap his cards down on the table represents "That's what she said"
Via UrBoiNoNo
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Please I'm Begging You

Sign that reads, "What kind of train eats too much? A chew chew train ahahaha. Omg please call me I'm so lonely, I need friends"
Via jshelbs
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Gotta Teach 'Em Somehow

Tweet that reads, "I am starting a charity to teach short people maths. It's called Making the Little Things Count"
Via RatherRunWhenYouCantCrawl
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#DadJoke

Tweet that reads, "[Funeral] Me: Do you mind if I say a word? Widow: Please do; Me: *Clears throat* Plethora! Widow: Thank you. That means a lot"
Via Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
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*Groan*

Pic of a washed-up jellyfish-like creature on the beach wearing sunglasses; someone messages below "What's kraken"
Via gajhede52
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"It Didn't Scan So It Must Be Free, Right?"

Caption that reads, "When the customer makes a stupid joke but you need the job so you give your best fake smile" above a pic of a cat with a big fake smile
Via DiamondFellInLava
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The Dad Was Out-Dadded

OP beats friend's dad at their own dad-joke game by asking if he wants some ice for an injury that was caused by dropping ice on his foot
Via DalekEvo
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*Cue Intense Groaning*

Tumblr post that reads, "I tell dad jokes but I have no kids; I'm a faux pa"
Via CodyBurkett
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That's All Folks

Caption that reads, "Friend: You've already said that joke before; Me ..." above a pic of a toy Bart Simpson that says, "Bart has six cool sayings"
Via KRaeB
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It's Kind Of A New Record For Me

Pic of a group meeting under the caption, "Sup I'm Chad, been sober for like 40 days. Not in a row or anything, just total."
Via zeppzepp
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I'm Scared Of Cute Little Puppies

Tweet that reads, "You attract what you fear;" someone replies, "Omg I'm so scared of $10 billion"
Via peddlerofmemes
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Har Har Har

Chart depicting gold, fool's gold and comedy gold, which is represented as "Holding the door open for a guy and saying 'Ladies first'"
Via yoshiyum
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What A Knee-Slapper!

Text conversation that reads, "Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian"
Via MagicalCats89
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I'll Pass

An abbreviation on a box in a restaurant that reads, "41590 LOL BUTT MILK"
Via anlyin
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A Hearty Laugh Was Had By All

Text conversation where someone asks their friend if they've heard of Murphy's Law, then asks if they've heard of 'Cole's Law' making a joke about coleslaw
Via ultimateshtposter
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*Groan*

Sign that reads, "If women in Nepal prefer dogs, what can a cat man do?"
Via VinnieASL
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