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Object-label meme where people playing cards represent "Innocent people just trying to talk" and a guy about to slap his cards down on the table represents "That's what she said"

Foolproof Conversation-Ruiner

Sign that reads, "What kind of train eats too much? A chew chew train ahahaha. Omg please call me I'm so lonely, I need friends"

Please I'm Begging You

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Tweet that reads, "I am starting a charity to teach short people maths. It's called Making the Little Things Count"

Gotta Teach 'Em Somehow

Tweet that reads, "[Funeral] Me: Do you mind if I say a word? Widow: Please do; Me: *Clears throat* Plethora! Widow: Thank you. That means a lot"

#DadJoke

Pic of a washed-up jellyfish-like creature on the beach wearing sunglasses; someone messages below "What's kraken"

Groan

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Caption that reads, "When the customer makes a stupid joke but you need the job so you give your best fake smile" above a pic of a cat with a big fake smile

"It Didn't Scan So It Must Be Free, Right?"

OP beats friend's dad at their own dad-joke game by asking if he wants some ice for an injury that was caused by dropping ice on his foot

The Dad Was Out-Dadded

Tumblr post that reads, "I tell dad jokes but I have no kids; I'm a faux pa"

Cue Intense Groaning

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Caption that reads, "Friend: You've already said that joke before; Me ..." above a pic of a toy Bart Simpson that says, "Bart has six cool sayings"

That's All Folks

Pic of a group meeting under the caption, "Sup I'm Chad, been sober for like 40 days. Not in a row or anything, just total."

It's Kind Of A New Record For Me

Tweet that reads, "You attract what you fear;" someone replies, "Omg I'm so scared of $10 billion"

I'm Scared Of Cute Little Puppies

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Text conversation that reads, "Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian"

What A Knee-Slapper!

Text conversation where someone asks their friend if they've heard of Murphy's Law, then asks if they've heard of 'Cole's Law' making a joke about coleslaw

A Hearty Laugh Was Had By All

Sign that reads, "If women in Nepal prefer dogs, what can a cat man do?"

Groan

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Post that 'sums up the 90s' with an equation at the bottom adding up all of the years of the 90s, equaling 945'

Trolololol

Pic of a street corner with a sign that says the corner is available; caption reads, "Oh look, your mom quit her job"

An Oldie But A Goldie

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Father redirects $1,000 in daughter’s monthly support to save for retirement after she makes it clear she won’t care for him in old age: ‘I realized I don't want my future to be in the hands of someone who intends to lord that over me’

Aunt harvests all produce from her niece's garden to take home, her niece's mother gave her the green light to do it: ‘Who needs enemies when you have family’

Aunt harvests all produce from her niece's garden to take home, her niece's mother gave her the green light to do it: ‘Who needs enemies when you have family’

Stepmom sells 16-year-old stepson's music box that his late mother gave him, in order to pay for his half-siblings' medicine: 'Someone bought it off eBay for $2K'

Stepmom sells 16-year-old stepson's music box that his late mother gave him, in order to pay for his half-siblings' medicine: 'Someone bought it off eBay for $2K'

Employee resigns when manager denies vacation time, he makes them work 12 days straight: 'The vacation will start when I'm no longer here'

Employee resigns when manager denies vacation time, he makes them work 12 days straight: 'The vacation will start when I'm no longer here'

'My coworker stated that minimum wage was not meant to cover all our bills and if we needed more money we needed to get a different job': Coworker calls coffee shop job 'supplemental income,' believes coworkers should all have other jobs

'My coworker stated that minimum wage was not meant to cover all our bills and if we needed more money we needed to get a different job': Coworker calls coffee shop job 'supplemental income,' believes coworkers should all have other jobs

20-year-old refuses to be legal guardian of her 4, 5, and 7-year-old half siblings in the event of her mom and stepdad's passing: 'I would be a bad fit for the role'

20-year-old refuses to be legal guardian of her 4, 5, and 7-year-old half siblings in the event of her mom and stepdad's passing: 'I would be a bad fit for the role'

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