tea

He just wants to GIF himself a break from tea.

I'm very sympathetic to the owner of the cup in this post. If my favorite coffee cup ever breaks, it will feel like I've lost an extremi-tea. - Matty Malaprop

I've been watching this for like five minutes now, and it's really starting to gif me a headache. - Matty Malaprop

I pity the fool who thinks you can get good tea from most primarily-coffee-oriented cafés. - Matty Malaprop

Parents: the OG-est of trolls. - Matty Malaprop

Trolling is a art.

Unless that's an awkwardly shaped piece of cinnamon in a cup of cocoa, I'm not particularly interested. Thanks for the offer though, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

It just goes to show you: nothing good ever comes from infidelitea. - Matty Malaprop

BOBA TEA