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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me that these men were busy discussing their international policy concerning Beirut. - Matty Malaprop

He's a fearsome god, but he'd probably be more fearsome with glasses. He's painfully Mjolnir-sighted. - Matty Malaprop

If you ever move, I'm going to tiramis-u so much! - Matty Malaprop

BEWBIES selling even the dumbest t-shirts since the dawn of time.

BEING BLACK possible when demanded

CAN YOU SHOW ME YOUR T-REX? again and again and again?

(Barack Obama)

He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

PRETTY FACE but there's something goofy about her bewbs

EXCELLENT..... all is going according to plan

He could stand to practice his multiplication tables, but he's got the whole long division thing down pat! - Matty Malaprop