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17 'Woke Toddler' Tweets That'll Make You Feel Stupid

It's common knowledge that people tweet fake quotes from their kids to get that Twitter clout - but earlier this May the concept took a real meme-y turn. Author Rebecca Hazelton tweeted the following (what we hope is a joke) about her kid:

"Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don't die. - My son, 3, who is a lot smarter than I am."

The tweet ended up inspiring a bevy of facetious "woke toddler" tweets, ranging from song lyrics to astute political commentary. You can peep our favorites, and some more seriously WOKE fake quotes below.

Funny fake toddler quotes.
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