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I mean, sure, you have to squint to read the damn thing, but the joke's worth a couple of chuckles in my book, so eh. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game.

Led Zeppelin >>>>> Rob Zombie AMIRITE OR AMIRITE? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "I personally find this quite Whomorous."

Ten out of Tennant, would view again. - Matty Malaprop

And he ran, he ran so far away... from Sarah Marshall, but it didn't work since she was staying at the exact location he fled to, and then [trails off into overly long description of the movie's plot]... - Matty Malaprop

He'll always be Gary Dreamman to me. #swoon - Matty Malaprop

But why is the birdseed gone!!?! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."

Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop

Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

LENIN. LENIN. NOT LENINE. UGGGGGGGGGGGH WORST TYPO. - Matty Malaprop

What sort of dipping sauce is that?

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Also, I was kind of half-expecting it to be a star, man. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster JanosP says: "Tom gets tired of acting sometimes and works as a cruise control switch."

He's exactly the thing you want in your car when you're tasked with an impossible mission. - Matty Malaprop

Caption ALL the celebrities!

Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop

Without him, the rest of the band is just too dazed and confused to do anything! They're really in a jam because of this! - Matty Malaprop