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By Fenix (Via GameFAQs)
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I mean, sure, you have to squint to read the damn thing, but the joke's worth a couple of chuckles in my book, so eh. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game.

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By Sofa-Knee (Via Sofa Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "I personally find this quite Whomorous."

Ten out of Tennant, would view again. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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And he ran, he ran so far away... from Sarah Marshall, but it didn't work since she was staying at the exact location he fled to, and then [trails off into overly long description of the movie's plot]... - Matty Malaprop

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By MasuHUN
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Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."

Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop

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Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

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LENIN. LENIN. NOT LENINE. UGGGGGGGGGGGH WORST TYPO. - Matty Malaprop

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By JanosP
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Punmaster JanosP says: "Tom gets tired of acting sometimes and works as a cruise control switch."

He's exactly the thing you want in your car when you're tasked with an impossible mission. - Matty Malaprop

Caption ALL the celebrities!

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By Unknown
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Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop

Meme about how Led Zeppelin can't do without Jimmy Page in their band.
By Unknown
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Without him, the rest of the band is just too dazed and confused to do anything! They're really in a jam because of this! - Matty Malaprop