I just hope everybody had a good time

Shine bright like a diamond? No, no. You mean, diamonds shine bright like Rihanna.

Happy Tuesday, friends and frenemies. Another delightfully dull day on our fair planet Earth. The agony people feel at the beginning of the workweek can be palpable. And Tuesday, to us, usually feels like the worst day of the week. It can be a reminder of how we are chained to this grueling, arduous, and nearly automated schedule by capitalism and forced to take pleasure whenever we can get it. Which for some people means two days a week, and for some people it's far, far less. Yes, we see you,…