ATTENTION: Spoilers, mind-blowing observations, and funny 'Succession' fans ahead.

The Roy family: Petty, dysfunctional, and an all-around joy to watch as they feud. This newest chapter of HBO’s Succession pulls no punches. If anything, it’s all the more brutal to watch in this week’s episode. In a family that is just slightly less functional than mine, the Roys exemplify everything wrong with their unit: Betrayal, separation, and a disdain for every family member outside their alliances. At this early season point, we see the Roy heirs ally together to essentially screw thei…