We've got to hand it to the comedy geniuses of Twitter. They manage to pack serious humor within that 280 character restriction. But good tweets are hard to locate in that sea of horrible political takes. So we've grabbed the funny stuff and left the tweets that make us want to sign off from the internet forever. Enjoy!
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As anyone who has been on Twitter knows, it's truly incredible what people can do with a 280 character limit. They can rant. They can rave. They can bully people over politics or write something beautiful that will make you cry. But our favorite tweets make us smile and sometimes (if we're really lucky) laugh. These tweets mostly fall into that category.
We're not usually proponents of peer pressure, but where taking it easy and having good clean fun is concerned, we'll accept responsibility. These memes, tweets, and shitposts have been carefully selected so you can sit back, relax, and enjoy some humor. Everyone deserves a break sometimes, and we're happy to enable your relaxation.
A blunder. A gaffe. An oopsy daisy. An embarrassing moment. A mess-up. A boo-boo. The people below experienced varying degrees of muck-ups like these, mostly on the internet. And the web is pretty unforgiving in its tendency to take you down a notch. At least we can enjoy the schadenfreude.
Want to enjoy the brief relatable magic of a well-worded tweet without having to enter the hideous war zone that is Twitter? We've got you covered. These tweets are a great mishmash of exhausted parenting anecdotes, self-deprecating tidbits, and mildly funny musings. And they're guaranteed to help occupy your mind for a solid five minutes. Enjoy!
We have to hand it to the Twitterati - they consistently serve up good, bad and hilarious takes, all within a mighty 280 character limit. While some people may find the limitation to be restrictive, we think it just forces people to think a little more before throwing their opinions and jokes into the ether. These tweets are as fresh as they get - and the cover all the bases: quarantine, that thigh-high boot meme, and (of course) some relatable and self-deprecating observations.
We're working hard to provide you all with myriad ways to waste your time. This gigantic batch of tweets is good for a solid five to ten minutes of procrastination and dopamine. If these tidbits aren't enough for you, you can check out some more tweets here or some random memes right here.
Why does everything need a grander purpose? Why can't we just...enjoy things? This gallery of funny memes and stupid shitposts might not change the world, but is it hurting anyone? Hell no. These memes are here to help yo3u chill. Which we should all do a little more often.
Is it just me, or are attention spans getting shorter? I can barely make it through an episode of Law and Order: SVU without zoning into the abyss of my smartphone. It takes me hours to do 30 minutes of cleaning because I get distracted and end up trying on my weirdly large selection of wigs. Fortunately, social media is more than able to appeal to this ADD nature, and Twitter definitely shines in this area. The character limit results in short and sweet nuggets of 280 character gold. Which we think pretty much anyone will have the capability to consume these
The world is a scary place. Australia is on fire. The United States is in deep doo-doo after the assassination of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani. Frankie Muniz is having a breakdown on Twitter. Throughout the pain and the madness, we are able to take comfort in just two things: our friends and family, and, well, memes. And to help you get through, here's a metrick f*ck ton of 'em.
Memes.
All I really want is memes.
And in the morning it's memes.
'Cause in the evening it's memes.
It's amazing how easy it is to parody "Girls" by Beastie Boys. It's even easier when it's the weekend and you've got nothing better to do. Another way to spend this valuable free time is by
Life sucks. But at least we have ways to kill the pain on the internet. There are loads of stupid TikTok compilations to scroll through, endless games we can play on our phones, consoles, or computers, but our favorite way to distract ourselves will always be by scrolling through dumb memes.And this gallery has a ton of them.
Remember that extremely callous and heavily mocked text template from a couple weeks ago? It seems that some more aspiring Twitter shrinks are looking to dethrone the "I'm At My Emotional Capacity" text template as the most insensitive way to communicate with someone you care about. The latest culprit in oblivious and hurtful communication comes from @YanaBirt, who took to Twitter to offer up a way to drop news that could hurt a friend in a conscientious way.
"Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?"
Most people on Twitter seem to agree that this is a terrible move, especially for people with anxiety. Nobody likes a "We need to talk" moment, and this is one that's dressed up being thoughtful. While we appreciate the outcry against this borderline-manipulative sentence, we appreciate the sassy and hilarious memes the text has created even more. And we've put together the very best examples just for you.
Want the instant gratification of humorous tweets without having to log onto Twitter? You're in luck! We've carefully picked through the website for the latest and greatest 280 character quips we could find. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do.
