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Just A Crap Ton Of Amusing Tweets

We're working hard to provide you all with myriad ways to waste your time. This gigantic batch of tweets is good for a solid five to ten minutes of procrastination and dopamine. If these tidbits aren't enough for you, you can check out some more tweets here or some random memes right here.

funny random tweets | Grace Segers O @Grace_Segers writing an email using an exclamation point so know friendly and excited! But now using period so know l'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with period as buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much! | wes @sewkx my 6th grade science class girl read "orgasm" instead organism" and class laughed she embarrassed calm her down our teacher told her everyone would forget two weeks s been 9 years stll remember Danielle fucking remember hope see thi
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Pointless Memes For Compulsive Scrollers

Why does everything need a grander purpose? Why can't we just...enjoy things? This gallery of funny memes and stupid shitposts might not  change the world, but is it hurting anyone? Hell no. These memes are here to help yo3u chill. Which we should all do a little more often.

Funny random memes, dank memes, funny tweets, random tweets, relatable memes, simpsons memes, star wars memes, baby yoda memes, marvel memes | tweet by ThatsOneTheory @OneTheory89 Replying youngmekkamek and @Variety head out, imma 7:35 PM 12/3/19 Twitter Android baby yoda in a grey tracksuit | Derrick @fatherrayo much do overthink resteraay TT TU PM Are up Yes are mad Read 12:00 AM course not, why? Idk yes sounded angry Delivered
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Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To

A blunder. A gaffe. An oopsy daisy. An embarrassing moment. A mess-up. A boo-boo. The people below experienced varying degrees of muck-ups like these, mostly on the internet. And the web is pretty unforgiving in its tendency to take you down a notch. At least we can enjoy the schadenfreude.

funny cringeworthy moments where people didn't know who they were talking to | Naomi EVERYONE SHUT UP GOT ACCEPTED NASA INTERNSHIP Homer Hickam @HomerHickam Language. Naomi Suck my working at NASA Homer Hickam @HomerHickam And am on National Space Council oversees NASA. Seth Rogen @Sethrogen article is filled with either lies or innacuracies but either way 's pretty much bullshit. Great job! Lol. And read article. This is well respected journalist who has covered Korea, and this crisis
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Twitter Gems Of The Relatable Variety

Is it just me, or are attention spans getting shorter? I can barely make it through an episode of Law and Order: SVU without zoning into the abyss of my smartphone. It takes me hours to do 30 minutes of cleaning because I get distracted and end up trying on my weirdly large selection of wigs. Fortunately, social media is more than able to appeal to this ADD nature, and Twitter definitely shines in this area. The character limit results in short and sweet nuggets of 280 character gold. Which we think pretty much anyone will have the capability to consume these 

funny tweets, goofy tweets, random tweets, relatable tweets, twitter gems, dating, adulting | tweet by TimeBod early thirties are weird time. Last night went party and found myself scooping up beer pong ball underneath baby stroller
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Simply A Crapload Of Entertaining Memes & Tweets

The world is a scary place. Australia is on fire. The United States is in deep doo-doo after the assassination of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani. Frankie Muniz is having a breakdown on Twitter. Throughout the pain and the madness, we are able to take comfort in just two things: our friends and family, and, well, memes. And to help you get through, here's a metrick f*ck ton of 'em. 

funny random memes, relatable memes, relatable tweets, star wars, the mandalorian, penn badgely, you from netflix | actor penn badgley with long nails and hoop earrings: female looks at my man lil bit too long. baby yoda meme: don't need write down remember "enter password"
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Sixty Random Memes Just Because

Memes. 

All I really want is memes

And in the morning it's memes. 

'Cause in the evening it's memes.

It's amazing how easy it is to parody "Girls" by Beastie Boys. It's even easier when it's the weekend and you've got nothing better to do. Another way to spend this valuable free time is by 

funny random memes, stupid memes, random memes, relatable memes, dank memes, animals, animal memes | man in an over sized tan suit talking into a mic. Nobody: Kanye West: cat sitting on a podium in a classroom: If have any questions just go pspspspsps and come
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Memes & Tweets To Distract You From Your Earthly Pain

Life sucks. But at least we have ways to kill the pain on the internet. There are loads of stupid TikTok compilations to scroll through, endless games we can play on our phones, consoles, or computers, but our favorite way to distract ourselves will always be by scrolling through dumb memes.And this gallery has a ton of them.  

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Assorted Tweets For Your Bored Scrolling

Life is boring. Life is difficult. Tweets are not. These 280 character messages are a relatively easy way to communicate jokes, thoughts, and anecdotes. They're also a great way to eliminate boredom.

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'Are You In The Right Headspace' Memes Parody Another Insensitive Text Template

Remember that extremely callous and heavily mocked text template from a couple weeks ago? It seems that some more aspiring Twitter shrinks are looking to dethrone the "I'm At My Emotional Capacity" text template as the most insensitive way to communicate with someone you care about. The latest culprit in oblivious and hurtful communication comes from @YanaBirt, who took to Twitter to offer up a way to drop news that could hurt a friend in a conscientious way. 

 "Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?"

Most people on Twitter seem to agree that this is a terrible move, especially for people with anxiety. Nobody likes a "We need to talk" moment, and this is one that's dressed up being thoughtful. While we appreciate the outcry against this borderline-manipulative sentence, we appreciate the sassy and hilarious memes the text has created even more. And we've put together the very best examples just for you.

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Clever Tweets For Your Scrolling Pleasure

Want the instant gratification of humorous tweets without having to log onto Twitter? You're in luck!  We've carefully picked through the website for the latest and greatest 280 character quips we could find. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do. 

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Funny Memes To Help Keep Your Responsibilities At Bay

Every now and then we have a day where we just want to give the middle finger to the world. Work? Screw it. Chores? No thanks. Emails? Forget about it! This gallery ofmemes and amusing tweets is the perfect  way to stick it to the man and say f*ck that time is money mentality. Sometimes, time is just meant to be enjoyed, y'all.

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Amusing Memes & Tweets To Banish Monday From Your Mind

Congratulations on making it through another depressing Monday. If you live in the Northeast like us, you enjoyed bone-chilling cold humidity and frigid spit from the heavens. If you're somewhere warmer, well, screw you. Just kidding. Whatever your hemisphere or temperature, we'll wager you deserve a break from the grind. That's what these memes are for.

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Twenty-Nine Memes & Tweets That Are Relatable AF

These memes and tweets will almost certainly resonate with most people. From the joys of working in a soul-sucking office, to the sheer pleasure of waiting for a table at the Cheesecake Factory, these memes capture the most wonderful moments of our life. The moments we cherish. The moments we tweet about and use Instagram to distract from. The moments that make us human.

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34 Entertaining Tweets All In One Place

Want to reap the benefits of the entertainment of Twitter, but don't want to log into that absolute hellscape? We've got you covered! These tweetsrange from cute and relatable to absolutely savage, and they're all in one place for your convenient scrolling pleasure. You're welcome. 

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Twitter Roasts Tweet Claiming Young Rainn Wilson Is As Hot As Leo And Brad Pitt

Twitter stan culture is honestly mystifying to us here at Memebase. You can't search Timothée Chalamet without finding at least 100 horny teenage girls that use his name in their Twitter names and bios. The obsession with K-Pop stars is everywhere. One such Twitter user mystified the site on Saturday when they suggested old photos of The Office's Rainn Wilson  should be as drooled over as those of famous hunks Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. People absolutely balked at the suggestion, and weren't afraid to show their disapproval and, well, surprise. While we enjoy the tweets, we do feel bad for Wilson, a fan favorite who played Dwight Schrute in the sitcom about a branch of a paper company. The tweets are in no way complimentary, but they're funny as hell. 

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Twenty-Three Tasty Tweets For Your Mindless Scrolling

We've got to hand it to all the Twitter users out there killing the social media game. To be able to compose a joke or amusing quip in so few letters is a goddamn skill. And we admire it. Here are twenty-three examples of Twitter wizards doing what they do best: Making 280 character magic.

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