stupid tweets

Remember that extremely callous and heavily mocked text template from a couple weeks ago? It seems that some more aspiring Twitter shrinks are looking to dethrone the "I'm At My Emotional Capacity" text template as the most insensitive way to communicate with someone you care about. The latest culprit in oblivious and hurtful communication comes from @YanaBirt, who took to Twitter to offer up a way to drop news that could hurt a friend in a conscientious way. 

 "Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?"

Most people on Twitter seem to agree that this is a terrible move, especially for people with anxiety. Nobody likes a "We need to talk" moment, and this is one that's dressed up being thoughtful. While we appreciate the outcry against this borderline-manipulative sentence, we appreciate the sassy and hilarious memes the text has created even more. And we've put together the very best examples just for you.

Want the instant gratification of humorous tweets without having to log onto Twitter? You're in luck!  We've carefully picked through the website for the latest and greatest 280 character quips we could find. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do. 

Every now and then we have a day where we just want to give the middle finger to the world. Work? Screw it. Chores? No thanks. Emails? Forget about it! This gallery ofmemes and amusing tweets is the perfect  way to stick it to the man and say f*ck that time is money mentality. Sometimes, time is just meant to be enjoyed, y'all.

Congratulations on making it through another depressing Monday. If you live in the Northeast like us, you enjoyed bone-chilling cold humidity and frigid spit from the heavens. If you're somewhere warmer, well, screw you. Just kidding. Whatever your hemisphere or temperature, we'll wager you deserve a break from the grind. That's what these memes are for.

These memes and tweets will almost certainly resonate with most people. From the joys of working in a soul-sucking office, to the sheer pleasure of waiting for a table at the Cheesecake Factory, these memes capture the most wonderful moments of our life. The moments we cherish. The moments we tweet about and use Instagram to distract from. The moments that make us human.

Want to reap the benefits of the entertainment of Twitter, but don't want to log into that absolute hellscape? We've got you covered! These tweetsrange from cute and relatable to absolutely savage, and they're all in one place for your convenient scrolling pleasure. You're welcome. 

Twitter stan culture is honestly mystifying to us here at Memebase. You can't search Timothée Chalamet without finding at least 100 horny teenage girls that use his name in their Twitter names and bios. The obsession with K-Pop stars is everywhere. One such Twitter user mystified the site on Saturday when they suggested old photos of The Office's Rainn Wilson  should be as drooled over as those of famous hunks Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. People absolutely balked at the suggestion, and weren't afraid to show their disapproval and, well, surprise. While we enjoy the tweets, we do feel bad for Wilson, a fan favorite who played Dwight Schrute in the sitcom about a branch of a paper company. The tweets are in no way complimentary, but they're funny as hell. 

We've got to hand it to all the Twitter users out there killing the social media game. To be able to compose a joke or amusing quip in so few letters is a goddamn skill. And we admire it. Here are twenty-three examples of Twitter wizards doing what they do best: Making 280 character magic.

Ever have those days where you want something to do but you don't want actually think? That's when we start to re-watch The Office for the sixth time and zone out on our phones. This selection of memes and tweets is perfect for anyone looking to mindlessly scroll through content while pretending to do something like watching tv or catching up on work. We got you.

Why spend your time trying to compose a 280 character witticism when other people can do it better? 

Hey y'all. It's Tuesday, the absolute worst day of the week. You've already been jailed in your sad job for almost two days and the weekend is barely a glimmer of hope far in the distance. You need relief and you need it fast. That's where these absolutely dumb memes and tweets come in.