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Fresh & Funny Tweets For People With Short Attention Spans

We've got to hand it to the comedy geniuses of Twitter. They manage to pack serious humor within that 280 character restriction. But good tweets are hard to locate in that sea of horrible political takes. So we've grabbed the funny stuff and left the tweets that make us want to sign off from the internet forever. Enjoy!

funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets | Priscilla @itsPKav 's dumbest thing 's ever been mansplained mine is one time driving and my husband let know our home up ahead on left 11:32 AM 2020-08-01 Twitter iPhone 8,900 Retweets and comments 147K Likes
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Fresh Tweets For Your Mindless Entertainment

As anyone who has been on Twitter knows, it's truly incredible what people can do with a 280 character limit. They can rant. They can rave. They can bully people over politics or write something beautiful that will make you cry. But our favorite tweets make us smile and sometimes (if we're really lucky) laugh. These tweets mostly fall into that category. 

Fresh and funny tweets from Twitter, relatable tweets, twitter gems | Samantha Matt @SamanthaMatt1 Idk why people are against wearing masks. Masks protect coronavirus yes, but they also protect running into people know public. Add sunglasses and are literally disguise s safe do anything, anywhere, even hometown. This is my dream | Ron Iver @ronnui_ think l'l| look like after going one run Captain America The First Avenger Steve Rogers
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A Smorgasbord Of Memes & Tweets For Anyone Who Needs Them

We're not usually proponents of peer pressure, but where taking it easy and having good clean fun is concerned, we'll accept responsibility. These memes, tweets, and shitposts have been carefully selected so you can sit back, relax, and enjoy some humor. Everyone deserves a break sometimes, and we're happy to enable your relaxation. 

Funny random memes, funny tweets, cute tweets, random tweets, silly tweets | People: Hitler and Stalin killed most people history Noah not letting anyone on ark: | @axxnya love sleepovers doctor: this isn't sleepover hospital then why do l have this nightgown doctor s hospital gown truth or dare doctor doctor: dare
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Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To

A blunder. A gaffe. An oopsy daisy. An embarrassing moment. A mess-up. A boo-boo. The people below experienced varying degrees of muck-ups like these, mostly on the internet. And the web is pretty unforgiving in its tendency to take you down a notch. At least we can enjoy the schadenfreude.

funny cringeworthy moments where people didn't know who they were talking to | Naomi EVERYONE SHUT UP GOT ACCEPTED NASA INTERNSHIP Homer Hickam @HomerHickam Language. Naomi Suck my working at NASA Homer Hickam @HomerHickam And am on National Space Council oversees NASA. Seth Rogen @Sethrogen article is filled with either lies or innacuracies but either way 's pretty much bullshit. Great job! Lol. And read article. This is well respected journalist who has covered Korea, and this crisis
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Forty-Nine Memes & Tweets To Take The Edge Off

Congratulations on making it through another meaningless Monday. As a reward for your toiling and misery, we've put together this super-sized batch of memes, tweets, and shitposts to help assuage all the bad feelings. 

Funny random memes, karen memes | Jason Momoa sneaking on Henry Cavill STUAD CAARA still trying process February @tank.sinatra June | l'd like speak Jeff Bezos about this amazonkaren "Karen, leave scathing Yelp review adam..creator cove Alexa with white suburban mom hairstyle
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Assorted Tweets For The Scroll-Hungry Masses

Want to enjoy the brief relatable magic of a well-worded tweet without having to enter the hideous war zone that is Twitter? We've got you covered. These tweets are a great mishmash of exhausted parenting anecdotes, self-deprecating tidbits, and mildly funny musings. And they're guaranteed to help occupy your mind for a solid five minutes. Enjoy!

Funny random tweets | Andy Milonakis O @andymilonakis Congratulations Astronauts left Earth today. Good choice
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Just A Bunch Of Short & Sweet Fresh Tweets

We have to hand it to the Twitterati - they consistently serve up good, bad and hilarious takes, all within a mighty 280 character limit. While some people may find the limitation to be restrictive, we think it just forces people to think a little more before throwing their opinions and jokes into the ether. These tweets are as fresh as they get - and the cover all the bases: quarantine, that thigh-high boot meme, and (of course) some relatable and self-deprecating observations.

Dank memes, funny tweets, random memes, twitter memes | Chaz Hutton @chazhutton Thought l'd draw more accurate calendar 2020 so far JAN 122 FEB 124 MAR la 16 22 12 30 23 24 APR 13 | Andy Obuoforibo @andyRoidO 1d PUT SHIT BACK! THIS IS NOT YEAR! Museum Archive @Museum_ar 2d More than 20 sealed coffins discovered near Luxor Egypt
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Just A Crap Ton Of Amusing Tweets

We're working hard to provide you all with myriad ways to waste your time. This gigantic batch of tweets is good for a solid five to ten minutes of procrastination and dopamine. If these tidbits aren't enough for you, you can check out some more tweets here or some random memes right here.

funny random tweets | Grace Segers O @Grace_Segers writing an email using an exclamation point so know friendly and excited! But now using period so know l'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with period as buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much! | wes @sewkx my 6th grade science class girl read "orgasm" instead organism" and class laughed she embarrassed calm her down our teacher told her everyone would forget two weeks s been 9 years stll remember Danielle fucking remember hope see thi
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Pointless Memes For Compulsive Scrollers

Why does everything need a grander purpose? Why can't we just...enjoy things? This gallery of funny memes and stupid shitposts might not  change the world, but is it hurting anyone? Hell no. These memes are here to help yo3u chill. Which we should all do a little more often.

Funny random memes, dank memes, funny tweets, random tweets, relatable memes, simpsons memes, star wars memes, baby yoda memes, marvel memes | tweet by ThatsOneTheory @OneTheory89 Replying youngmekkamek and @Variety head out, imma 7:35 PM 12/3/19 Twitter Android baby yoda in a grey tracksuit | Derrick @fatherrayo much do overthink resteraay TT TU PM Are up Yes are mad Read 12:00 AM course not, why? Idk yes sounded angry Delivered
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Twitter Gems Of The Relatable Variety

Is it just me, or are attention spans getting shorter? I can barely make it through an episode of Law and Order: SVU without zoning into the abyss of my smartphone. It takes me hours to do 30 minutes of cleaning because I get distracted and end up trying on my weirdly large selection of wigs. Fortunately, social media is more than able to appeal to this ADD nature, and Twitter definitely shines in this area. The character limit results in short and sweet nuggets of 280 character gold. Which we think pretty much anyone will have the capability to consume these 

funny tweets, goofy tweets, random tweets, relatable tweets, twitter gems, dating, adulting | tweet by TimeBod early thirties are weird time. Last night went party and found myself scooping up beer pong ball underneath baby stroller
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Simply A Crapload Of Entertaining Memes & Tweets

The world is a scary place. Australia is on fire. The United States is in deep doo-doo after the assassination of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani. Frankie Muniz is having a breakdown on Twitter. Throughout the pain and the madness, we are able to take comfort in just two things: our friends and family, and, well, memes. And to help you get through, here's a metrick f*ck ton of 'em. 

funny random memes, relatable memes, relatable tweets, star wars, the mandalorian, penn badgely, you from netflix | actor penn badgley with long nails and hoop earrings: female looks at my man lil bit too long. baby yoda meme: don't need write down remember "enter password"
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Sixty Random Memes Just Because

Memes. 

All I really want is memes

And in the morning it's memes. 

'Cause in the evening it's memes.

It's amazing how easy it is to parody "Girls" by Beastie Boys. It's even easier when it's the weekend and you've got nothing better to do. Another way to spend this valuable free time is by 

funny random memes, stupid memes, random memes, relatable memes, dank memes, animals, animal memes | man in an over sized tan suit talking into a mic. Nobody: Kanye West: cat sitting on a podium in a classroom: If have any questions just go pspspspsps and come
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Memes & Tweets To Distract You From Your Earthly Pain

Life sucks. But at least we have ways to kill the pain on the internet. There are loads of stupid TikTok compilations to scroll through, endless games we can play on our phones, consoles, or computers, but our favorite way to distract ourselves will always be by scrolling through dumb memes.And this gallery has a ton of them.  

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Assorted Tweets For Your Bored Scrolling

Life is boring. Life is difficult. Tweets are not. These 280 character messages are a relatively easy way to communicate jokes, thoughts, and anecdotes. They're also a great way to eliminate boredom.

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'Are You In The Right Headspace' Memes Parody Another Insensitive Text Template

Remember that extremely callous and heavily mocked text template from a couple weeks ago? It seems that some more aspiring Twitter shrinks are looking to dethrone the "I'm At My Emotional Capacity" text template as the most insensitive way to communicate with someone you care about. The latest culprit in oblivious and hurtful communication comes from @YanaBirt, who took to Twitter to offer up a way to drop news that could hurt a friend in a conscientious way. 

 "Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?"

Most people on Twitter seem to agree that this is a terrible move, especially for people with anxiety. Nobody likes a "We need to talk" moment, and this is one that's dressed up being thoughtful. While we appreciate the outcry against this borderline-manipulative sentence, we appreciate the sassy and hilarious memes the text has created even more. And we've put together the very best examples just for you.

Funny 'are you in the right headspace' twitter meme
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Clever Tweets For Your Scrolling Pleasure

Want the instant gratification of humorous tweets without having to log onto Twitter? You're in luck!  We've carefully picked through the website for the latest and greatest 280 character quips we could find. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do. 

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