stupid tweets

As the world crumbles and burns around us, it feels a little wrong to be engaging in schadenfreude. We've all got a lot on our plates between the pandemic and pretty much everything. While we know we should be extending sympathy and patience to the citizens of the world, stupid people make it so easy to, well, laugh at them. On the bright side, with moments of laughter so few and far between, these challenged souls have provided an invaluable service. It's not all cruel mockery. We've got some appreciation for the IQ-deficient as well.

While we realize that not everyone qualifies for Mensa, these posts shout out people who have somehow managed to take stupid to the next level. And we have to admit we're completely here for it. There's something extremely satisfying about witnessing someone exhibit a lack of intelligence that rivals your own. It's a sick ego boost, but we'll take doses of elevated self-image when and where we can get them. We just hope these poor souls invest some of their time into exercising their brains and familiarizing themselves with common sense. They clearly need all the help they can get. 

It seems like a lot of people are having their old tweets dug up by internet sleuths these days - and usually because they are about to be canceled. But old tweets serve purposes beyond temporary or permanent ruination. Sometimes, they're weird and funny as hell. Whether they offer sentiments that aged poorly or are just very amusing shows of poor character, these old-ass tweets from celebrities are pretty much guaranteed to entertain. For more gems like these, give @oldtweets_ooc a follow. They're truly doing the Lord's work.

A blunder. A gaffe. An oopsy daisy. An embarrassing moment. A mess-up. A boo-boo. The people below experienced varying degrees of muck-ups like these, mostly on the internet. And the web is pretty unforgiving in its tendency to take you down a notch. At least we can enjoy the schadenfreude.

When you're feeling mad, sad, or even a bit lonely, at least you can still count on memes. Perusing funny pictures keeps us sane, and they might do the same to you. One thing's for sure: they'll never break your hearts. So flex those scrolling muscles and start having a little fun for a change. You deserve it.

When we're really bored we often find ourselves scrolling Twitter for way, way, too long - thus exposing ourselves to the takes of some of the most terrible people on the internet. We wish that we could somehow enjoy the website without having to hurt our brains with negativity and political diatribes. Sometimes, though, you have to be the change you wish to see in the world. Hopefully this gallery will be a safe way for you to enjoy Twitter without the pain.

We've got to hand it to the comedy geniuses of Twitter. They manage to pack serious humor within that 280 character restriction. But good tweets are hard to locate in that sea of horrible political takes. So we've grabbed the funny stuff and left the tweets that make us want to sign off from the internet forever. Enjoy!

As anyone who has been on Twitter knows, it's truly incredible what people can do with a 280 character limit. They can rant. They can rave. They can bully people over politics or write something beautiful that will make you cry. But our favorite tweets make us smile and sometimes (if we're really lucky) laugh. These tweets mostly fall into that category. 

We're not usually proponents of peer pressure, but where taking it easy and having good clean fun is concerned, we'll accept responsibility. These memes, tweets, and shitposts have been carefully selected so you can sit back, relax, and enjoy some humor. Everyone deserves a break sometimes, and we're happy to enable your relaxation. 

Want to enjoy the brief relatable magic of a well-worded tweet without having to enter the hideous war zone that is Twitter? We've got you covered. These tweets are a great mishmash of exhausted parenting anecdotes, self-deprecating tidbits, and mildly funny musings. And they're guaranteed to help occupy your mind for a solid five minutes. Enjoy!

We have to hand it to the Twitterati - they consistently serve up good, bad and hilarious takes, all within a mighty 280 character limit. While some people may find the limitation to be restrictive, we think it just forces people to think a little more before throwing their opinions and jokes into the ether. These tweets are as fresh as they get - and the cover all the bases: quarantine, that thigh-high boot meme, and (of course) some relatable and self-deprecating observations.

We're working hard to provide you all with myriad ways to waste your time. This gigantic batch of tweets is good for a solid five to ten minutes of procrastination and dopamine. If these tidbits aren't enough for you, you can check out some more tweets here or some random memes right here.

Why does everything need a grander purpose? Why can't we just...enjoy things? This gallery of funny memes and stupid shitposts might not  change the world, but is it hurting anyone? Hell no. These memes are here to help yo3u chill. Which we should all do a little more often.

Is it just me, or are attention spans getting shorter? I can barely make it through an episode of Law and Order: SVU without zoning into the abyss of my smartphone. It takes me hours to do 30 minutes of cleaning because I get distracted and end up trying on my weirdly large selection of wigs. Fortunately, social media is more than able to appeal to this ADD nature, and Twitter definitely shines in this area. The character limit results in short and sweet nuggets of 280 character gold. Which we think pretty much anyone will have the capability to consume these 

The world is a scary place. Australia is on fire. The United States is in deep doo-doo after the assassination of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani. Frankie Muniz is having a breakdown on Twitter. Throughout the pain and the madness, we are able to take comfort in just two things: our friends and family, and, well, memes. And to help you get through, here's a metrick f*ck ton of 'em. 

Memes. 

All I really want is memes. 

And in the morning it's memes. 

'Cause in the evening it's memes.

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