There are a lot of things you have to gauge about a person on a date when you're meeting them for the first time. First of all, are they a murderer? This is a surprisingly difficult question from vibes alone, so in the meantime, you can move on to other important questions. “Am I attracted to them?” “Do we have anything in common?” “Does speaking to them make me want to gauge my eyes out with a metal spoon?” These are classic first-date reflection questions we all have asked ourselves at some p…

Stupid people are dumb

Grrr

Being alive is a confusing thing. Just when you think that you’ve got the whole routine down, something comes along and messes with it all. On top of that, the world is so full of mystery that it can get overwhelming at times. As a result, it’s understandable that many of us have questions. Thankfully, that’s exactly what the internet was intended for. Although the guiding light of Yahoo Answers may have burned down like the Library of Alexandria, we are lucky enough to have been given a substi…

RIP Yahoo Answers, it's been real