Greetings, friends. Congratulations. You've made it through to the end of the weekend and have nothing to show for it. And Monday? Yeah, that's the evil shadow lurking over your shoulder, ready to suck the soul right out of your body. Before you give yourself up to the worst day of the week, and the pains of responsibility, why not inject some joy into your day with this pleasing collection of entertaining (and weird) memes ? This batch of humor features everything from absurd possum memes to r…

It doesn't matter how hard you try to fight it, the perils of compulsive procrastination are just one of the many unfortunate realities of being a 21st century human with painful first world problems. While most of us can cop to feeling miserable pretty much every single day, it's frowned upon to complain about your problems when comparatively speaking, you're pretty damn privileged. Unfortunately, we can't help you permanently crush the urge to completely ignore the responsibilities and tasks…

Good evening, or morning, internet users and abusers. It is no great secret that life is mostly a torturous experience, and that our existence is futile. That said, most of us still crave the opportunity to do what we want with that fleeting time. If we are being honest, hustling and grinding aren't high on that list of activities. So when the work week is looming over our shoulders or just starting (hate you, Monday) , and that freedom-induced pep in your step feels far as hell, there's not mu…

With all the perils and tragedies of the world (you know, wars, pandemics, inflation) and the agonizing stresses of everyday life, it can often feel as though the last thing on our minds is how we can press pause on the insanity and take a break from it all. It can be incredibly difficult to stop all the overthinking and anxiety that is a natural part of life, but scrolling through a stupid and funny memes and shitposts is sure to give you a small bit of respite from the tortures of reality. Th…

It's Tuesday again. We're halfway through March and that means a couple things: 1) Soup season is on it's way out, and 2) so is Lord of the Rings marathon season. For some people, it's hard to sit on a couch for twelve hours when the sun is blazing and you can hear the sounds of people enjoying the great outdoors. As much as we love being sedentary while consuming our favorite film trilogy, it just doesn't feel…right. So we start looking for other less guilt-ridden ways to enjoy LOTR. Simply sc…

It is time to stop pretending. There's really no way around it - there's an unbelievable wealth of things in life that beat spending your time staring at your designated screen, tightly shackled to your work desk, toiling away for the man. The sad truth is that there aren't that many of us who have the freedom to do what they love and still make a halfway decent living. It seems like a pipe dream. The gigs we love don't pay the rent and the ones we don't make impossible to feel truly fulfilled…

It's another beautiful Tuesday on planet Earth. Sh*t feels extremely bad lately, and we're pretty sure everyone knows why. The brutal attacks on Ukraine by Russia has bled into every form of media - for good reason. It's a very scary and important time - and the world is watching. If you're asking how we feel about the situation, we're not into it. War shouldn't be caused by greed and power trips, senseless deaths shouldn't be occurring - war really shouldn't exist. There's a couple exceptions…

It makes perfect sense that many of us are having existential crises. The past two years have been nothing short of hellish. Pandemic. Now war. It's all very anxiety-inducing . But the worst part of it has been how much time we have had to consider the reality of life and mortality. During our very extended quarantine - the “Stay the F*** Home” era - we had nothing better to do than scrutinize how we spent our days before we were stuck - and how we would like to spend them in the future. Many o…

The never-ending winter, the never-ending pandemic, and (mostly) working from our tiny, expensive homes have really taken our laziness and lack of focus up a notch. Nothing sounds less appealing than walking to the grocery store. Going into that fluorescent-lit hell hole means having to talk to people. And it means leaving the house. Which is simply unacceptable and certainly undesirable. That's when we open the Instacart app and pay someone else to do it for us. Washing clothes in the dingey,…

Let us rejoice. We've made it through another mostly weekend on beautiful planet Earth. How's it feeling? Personally, I'm pretty damn exhausted and feel like the life, and what was left of my happiness , has been violently and unforgivingly sucked out of me. The current situation destroying Europe isn't helping. How much pain can the world really take? The weekly therapy sessions with my psychedelic touting therapist can only do so much to help quell the symptoms of the thankless grind. After a…

If you're a human, chances are you're suffering. That's just the way it is. Sure, some people suffer way more than others, and it's good to keep things in perspective. But perspective doesn't necessarily save someone from having a complete meltdown over a spilled coffee or a stubbed toe after a particularly stressful week. Why? Because everything is relative. And we're human beings with irrational thoughts and feelings. 20% of the Amazonian rainforest has been destroyed, countries are threateni…

Greetings, nerds. It's Tuesday again. It would be easily be the worst day of the week were it not for the immense joy we derive from supplying you with that weekly serving of Lord of the Rings content. If you're hardcore fans - or even if you just happened to have been watching Super Bowl LVI - you have probably seen the teaser trailer for The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power . While it was a short glimpse at the long-awaited (and for some, long-dreaded) series, it was enough to ignite eve…

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It's about that time of the week where every minute of work seems to feel like an unnaturally long lifetime. We're talking Okinawan lifetimes. Watching the slowly ticking clock doesn't help. Drinking water, eating snacks and laughing with your colleagues doesn't help. Even that tasty and comforting lunch you ordered from Seamless or wherever can't take away the pain of being chained to banal responsibility. Sometimes, the only thing that will get you through the agony is a break to do something…