It doesn't matter how hard you try to fight it, the perils of compulsive procrastination are just one of the many unfortunate realities of being a 21st century human with painful first world problems. While most of us can cop to feeling miserable pretty much every single day, it's frowned upon to complain about your problems when comparatively speaking, you're pretty damn privileged. Unfortunately, we can't help you permanently crush the urge to completely ignore the responsibilities and tasks…