Holy mother of cringe stories, Batman.
"Alternative parenting" can be a good thing to an extent; the child can get a sense of freedom while building up trust between them and the parents. But sometimes that tactic goes waaaay overboard, as is exemplified by this lady, who wanted an outdoor bedroom for her unvaccinatedtwo-year-old. Sometimes kids just need to be parented, dammit!
Some people are just unobservant by nature, but these parents took the word "unobservant" to a whole - let's just say - "hare-raisingly" new level? Lettuce commence with the story! Or hey, you can click away if you don't carrot all. Scroll down to understand what the hell we're talking about here with these stupid puns!
Small town life is often stereotyped by us city folk as being extra weird, but compared with this particular town, you ain't seen nothin' yet. What started out as a quirky post about some strange orthodontic work turned into a discussion about the nuances of this creepy little California town. It's quite the wild ride, so strap in!
It seems like some people really have no sense of empathy as was certainly the case for this dude, who tried to demand that his contractor use waaay more expensive materials on his bathroom renovation than was previously agreed upon. For no extra charge, of course. He seriously needs to cool it in the entitled department!
Honestly, how do scammers think we're going to fall for this sh*t? Like, at least make your messages and stories be a little more believable! This Danish guy took it upon himself to troll this hilarious scammer, supposedly named "Sandra Jones" with lyrics to "Hello" by Adele.
Apparently she isn't a fan.
Animals can be so ridiculous sometimes, and it's even better when we humans catch it on film. Now please enjoy this adorable saga of some cats guarding their territory from this little dog!
These two Poke-nerds were clearly bored, but at least we get an amusing story out of it! We love the occasional of bout of nerd humor and we hope you appreciate it too.
And if you're as excited about the release of Detective Pikachu as we are, click here to re-watch the trailer!
Some people loathe hearing about other people's dreams, but we think they're hysterical. A dream is basically just a ridiculous story that your brain comes up with for you - some are hilarious, some are terrifying, and some are so good that you feel sad when you wake up and realize that it wasn't real all along.
Tumblr user One Time I Dreamt has built up their blog around posting about their weird dreams in trolling fashion. Some Tumblr users catch on, and for some it goes right over their heads!
Literally every woman out there knows all about the creepy, thirsty dudes of the world. Also known as the f*ckboy, these horny dudes think they're slick as hell, but we always know what they're up to when they slide into our DMs. Let's re-emphasize that: we ALWAYS know what you're up to.
It's always unfortunate when someone passes away, especially when they were well-known in the community. This guy named Tim clearly had an, um...unique life and we're pretty jealous of whoever was gifted the honor of writing his obituary. Tim, we didn't even know ya but we still got a laugh out of your life story, so thanks for that. RIP.
Sometimes fully grown adults can really amaze us with their stupid levels of pettiness. Like, seriously, this is some middle school-level grade-A pettiness right here. In this particular "case" (if you can even call it that), Lawrence Police in Kansas responded to two adult children having the world's pettiest standoff in a private parking lot. Enjoy!
Some people are just completely socially inept when it comes to treating others with a minimal amount of decency. This woman, appropriately named "Karen," tried to demand an absurdly cheap housecleaning rate for her huge house from the parent of a cancer patient. And they say that Millennials are the entitled generation...
Sit back and enjoy this rage-inducing text story.
It's hard out there for a single person looking to jump back into the dating pool! Dating can be fun, but it can also be a total sh*tshow at times. There are many things to consider - for example, will your date be a total creep? Will they have disgusting table manners that make you want to throw up? You don't know, and that's an unfortunate risk you have to take in the quest to find love.
These Twitter users definitely got the short end of the stick and lived to tell the tale. At least they can laugh about it now? We hope, anyway...
The Harry Potter fandom has been embroiled in backlash since J.K. Rowling basically came out as a transphobe, so here's a little palate cleanser. We really think any Harry Potter fan will get emotional over this alternate ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Tumblr's done it yet again.
