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Dude's Twitter Story Is A Saga Involving Kevin Hart, A Stripper, And Narrowly Avoiding Death

Buckle up folks, this is one hell of a wild ride! Twitter user and comedian @avitable took to the social media site to regale us with a story of narrowly avoiding death at the hand of an unhinged stripper. It starts innocently enough with a Kevin Hart show, and ends with some seriously unfortunate mug shots. While we appreciate the insanity of his story, we're mostly just glad he made it out alive.

Funny twitter story about strippers, kevin hard, and narrowly avoided dead
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Twitter Story Chronicles Dude's Plot To Expose Neighbor's Cheating Boyfriend

Missing R. Kelly's Trapped In The Closet but feeling guilty because he's a scumbag? Have no fear! Twitter user @TheeDreadGod (a true master of the Twitter 'story time') is here with what can almost be considered a real-life version of the R&B singer's series. This dramatic twitter thread is full of twists, turns, and a whole lot of pizza. If you enjoy what you read below, give @TheeDreadGod a follow. He's got loads more stories where this one came from. 

Funny twitter story about someone who ordered pizza to help his upstairs neighbor catch her boyfriend cheating.
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Creative Dude Expertly Trolls Text Scammer With The Help Of Photoshop

The ol' text scammer begging for gift cards to benefit some fake cause has sadly become a tale as old as time. People who are less than senile have definitely started to catch on, and some enterprising individuals even try to put the scammers in their place. This particular genius decided to flex his Photoshop skills to attempt to send this would-be scammer a message. It took the loser while to catch on. 

Funny texts, scammer getting trolled, itunes gift cards.
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Director's Touching Story Of Crying In Keanu's Arms Confirms The Actor Is An Angel

Montreal-based writer and director Andrew Todd is officially on our hit list. He hasn't committed any serious crimes against our soul, but he has had the blessing of weeping in the arms of John Wick 3 star Keanu Reeves. We're just so jealous that he's been touched by the living, breathing, and villain-slaying meme. Todd hopped on Twitter to share this heartwarming and nerdy tale, and now we're here to share it with you.

Funny story from @mistertodd, Andrew Todd, about crying in the arms of Keanu Reeves.
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Fanatical Christian Girl Sets G-Rated Ground Rules For Friend's Vegas Bachelorette Party

Dear God (no pun intended), this story is a hoot if we ever saw one. When this girl didn't get invited to her friend's bachelorette party in Vegas, she made a scene until the bride decided to invite her. It doesn't stop there though: she then sent out an email with a list of very Christian-influenced "rules" for the bride and her friends, and let's just say they're quite tame for a bachelorette getaway in Sin City...

christian girl takes over bachelorette party
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Police Respond To Two Adult-Babies Having A Petty Parking Lot Standoff In This Absurd Twitter Story

Sometimes fully grown adults can really amaze us with their stupid levels of pettiness. Like, seriously, this is some middle school-level grade-A pettiness right here. In this particular "case" (if you can even call it that), Lawrence Police in Kansas responded to two adult children having the world's pettiest standoff in a private parking lot. Enjoy!

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