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As our 4/20 programming comes to an end, we'd like to share some funny (and unfortunate) tales of the weird and dumb crap people do when they're high. It's true that many of us would like to think we're resistant to stoned stupidity, I'm sure a lot of our smokers have at least one specific story that makes them cringe a little. These examples range from understandably daft (losing one's phone in a back pocket) to incredibly disgusting (drinking piss). And we're willing to bet they'll be funnier while high. 

Happy holidays to all you stoners out there! Let's be honest, April 20th (more affectionately known as 420) probably isn't that much different from any other day for you, but you still gotta celebrate nonetheless.

For legal reasons, we have to remind you to enjoy the dro responsibly and that drugs are bad. And if that doesn't motivate you, just remember that tomorrow is Easter Sunday, so God is watching. He's always watching.

There are about a zillion wonderful benefits to legalizing marijuana: taxes that go to education, job creation, and thinning out our overcrowded prisons. Then there's the fun stuff. Twitter user @icexqueen asked her followers to share some hilariously high anecdotes and the thread made us laugh very hard for a Monday. We can only hope that as greens become more accessible we get more of these tear-inducing stories.

Elon Musk is getting meme'd and photoshopped after smoking a blunt on Thursday with Joe Rogan on his podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience. People are mocking Musk for making smoking a blunt look incredibly lame, and for making hilarious facial expressions that scream "I'm having a lot of stoner thoughts."