Are you a total freak who actually enjoys the incessant political commentary stemming from the coronavirus disaster? Well, you're in luck! We've trawled Twitter and Reddit for these politically charged tidbits. So you don't have to. Just try to keep your blood pressure in check while scrolling. Gotta take care of that immune system.
Stock Market
While you were dusting off your top hat and cleaning your monocle for the start of this Monday morning, you may have noticed something was off with the stock market.
For starters, the economy tanked hard, dropping 1,000 points in seconds after opening.
That's real bad.
Also, One Direction split up.
Slangin' Stocks fo' profizzle and dividizzles.
