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47 Mediocre Memes For People Who Just Want To Waste Time

Ever notice that when you're really, really bored your standards get lower? We're not talking about dating here (though sometimes that's true, too). We're talking about meme consumption. After a certain point wading through life's tedium, any meme will do. This collection is for those moments. It's a mix of dumb memes, old memes, and fresh memes of varying quality. They might not be the funniest tidbits you've ever seen, but they definitely beat staring at a wall. 

Funny random memes and tweets, animal memes, bad jokes, dad jokes, relatable memes
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Johnny Rotten Roasted For Getting Genital Flea Bites After Squirrel Rescue

We know. This title belongs in r/brandnewsentence. But today's weirdest news comes courtesy of Johnny Rotten, the frontman of legendary punk band the Sex Pistols. It seems the 64 year old had befriended some neighborhood squirrels and welcomed the critters into his Venice Beach home. Unfortunately, their thank you was a lot less wholesome than his fostering attempt. "I looked down there this morning at my willy and there's a f–ing flea bite on it," Rotten explained to the UK's Daily Star. "The bites, wow, last night was murder because of it. The itching too. It's such a poxy thing to get caught out on.The only way around it, because I'm not going to blame the poor little squirrels, is to Vaseline my legs." "I just hope they don't get the wrong idea," he continued. 

The experience sounds dreadful - and people on Twitter are absolutely roasting the singer's itchy experience. Johnny Rotten's outspoken support for Donald Trump and MAGA have already been under fire for being completely antithetical to his punk past - and it seems that fans that have turned their back on him are relishing the opportunity to mock his misfortune. However you feel about this bizarre story, it's definitely proof that 2020 has a lot more tricks up its sleeve.

 

Twitter roasts Johnny Rotten for getting flea bites on his penis after trying to befriend or rescue some squirrels in his Venice Beach Los Angeles home, MAGA, Donald trump supporter | Secretary Of NO State Andrew Turley @casio_juarez me, traveling back in time to 1995 to once again talk to my 16 year old self 2020 me: ok, one more thing, Johnny Rotten got bit by a flea on his dick after taking in some squirrels. 1995 me: 2020 me: 1995 me: That's the first thing you've told me that makes any
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As if a Squirrel Eating a Hot Cheeto Wasn't Enough, the Internet Had to Add Photoshop

Pizza Squirrel is back in the spotlight and this time he's eating a crunchy, hot Cheeto. Reddit obviously took this opportunity to create some Cheeto inspired magic in the form of a Photoshop Battle.

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