Music is personal

now might be a good time to purchase Spotify Premium if you haven't already

The Spotify CEO recently claimed that “the cost of creating content” is “close to zero” when discussing the streaming services price increases.

Pump it up

Consider this a playlist of memes

Also, Spotify chooses locational madness.

For the top .05% listeners

Spotify can be a fickle beast . Back in high school, I was stuck with the free version of Spotify. Although free, it almost felt like a prison. Who amongst us wants an incredible spree of music interrupted by some of the most obnoxious and obnoxiously loud advertisements possible? Though I made the jump to the premium plan once presented with the perk-filled student plan in college, I understand the plight of anyone using the free version of Spotify. There are so many options for music streamin…

Spotify dropped its yearly Wrapped feature on Wednesday, November 30th this year, and though it's only been available for two days, the memes and tweets just keep on coming. The yearly event provides users with a cute little slideshow of their listening data. It's only available on the app, and is predictably flashy in its design so that users will be compelled to share all their darkest music-listening secrets on other apps. This year, my Wrapped wasn't exactly embarrassing, but it wasn't “coo…

Don't bother to look at Spotify, you played yourself the most this year.

ASMR probably doesn't fall under the category of “Pumpkin Spice” vibes

Today is the day we've all been waiting for. Today nosy people can finally definitively know what music has been playing in their friends' and acquaintances' headphones over the last 11 months. Today's the day when you remember why you're not paying $9.99 for Apple Music. Today is Spotify Wrapped Release Day. Every year, Spotify gives you stats on all of the abjectly embarrassing music you've been jamming to since January. It tells you your top songs and artists and even curates a playlist of y…

So specific

Oh me, oh my! My eyes may deceive my mind, but by Jove , I must hope and must pray that this is real life and I'm living it. I have seemingly been blessed by a gift from a generous fairy: 35 gorgeous and beautiful memes, all for my pleasure. Finally, my days of twiddling away in the mud, drawing my own mediocre memes with a stick and some rocks, are now far behind me. Now I can bask in the glorious glory of having so many memes all to myself. How do people who live in such abundance do it? How…

It's December! You know what that means. No, we're not talking about Christmas or Hanukkah. It's Spotify Wrapped week—that special time of year when millions of people publicly humiliate themselves by posting about how they spent 1,586 hours listening to 'funee monkee gif.' Whether you're fully participating in Spotify Wrapped or you're a purist who only listens to vinyl, the memes are something everyone can enjoy, and we've got all the best ones so far. It's a good year for Spotify Wrapped meme

File under "Songs That Trigger My Fight Or Flight Response".