As a former sports skeptic, I always found that melodramatic sports movies like Remember the Titans and Miracle were more interesting than the recreational activities they were written about. They were mostly shorter than the games (or matches) themselves, and generally had a better ratio of hunks, which kept my teenage boy-crazy ass satisfied. As entertaining as the films were, it's pretty clear that Hollywood writers don't play sports. But that doesn't mean they don't create insane sports tro…