By Medallion
There is no spoon. No really there is no spoon go get one from the drawer. Spoons can cause quite the stir, especially if you have 5 to choose from at the table. Though if a partner asks you if you want to spoon, just be honest and tell them you're more about the fork.
If her last name was Witherspatula, do you think we'd still have to suffer these cliché puns quite as frequently? - Matty Malaprop
THE TIME IS NIGH for the grand unification of Cutlery!