Halloween is almost upon us, and as a thirty-something with low energy, I'm not as excited as I used to be. In the days of yore, I would get together with friends and start planning our costumes months in advance, down to our footwear. Whether or not we ended up looking good was another story, but my god - we were enthusiastic, and we were prepared. These days I'm left trying to find a two-hour window to fetch some facial hair from Spirit Halloween , and struggling to do so. It's a rough life.…