Spongebob is a wacky little cartoon character; He's an absolute hoot, and he surely hasn't killed a guy , right? Well, I've got some bad news for you. Being on TV for 23 years has allowed SpongeBob to get into every situation imaginable. This includes vehicular manslaughter and 2nd-degree murder. While most fans take SpongeBob's criminal record no more seriously than they'd take Eric Cartman's, some fans were deeply upset about the sea sponge's portrayal.

Robert Frost was onto something when he penned the words “Nothing gold can stay.” The older we get the less things seem to have consistency. The glinting reality we once existed in has lost its sparkle. The activities we once loved are now enjoyed with a fraction of the same enthusiasm. That intense honeymoon phase of our relationships? You guessed it. They crumble into comfortable, routine dust. Pretty soon you find yourself trying new things - forced dance classes, wine tastings, perhaps walk…

The whole internet seems to be talking about Rihanna right now. Everywhere you turn there's a new picture of the pop star on the beach in a sequined bikini looking extremely pregnant and not giving two f*cks. But you know what people aren't talking about? This perfect Twitter thread of Rihanna pictures matched perfectly with stills from S pongeBob SquarePants . If you have a passion for both celebrities and shitposts, today is your lucky day. Enjoy.

What if your favorite album existed in the SpongeBob Squarepants universe ? Well you don't have to imagine, because someone's done it for you, and it's amazing. The Photoshop wizards behind Instagram account ‘ Albums of Bikini Bottom ’ have posted over one thousand SpongeBob -themed album art recreations since their first in 2019. That's pretty impressive for a shitposter, let alone an account making some very creative original content. We've picked out some of our favorites from @albumsofbikin…

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