They just demand everything, don't they?
Some people are just more delusional than we can ever fathom. Like this guy, for example. It's not a secret in this day and age that college tuition isn't even remotely affordable for most, but this guy went out of his way on Twitter to try to explain how he supposedly managed to pay his own way through his education.
Twitter users, however, dug up some of his old tweets, and let's just say that he wasn't being especially truthful...
Cat people are, shall we say, their own breed. If you have a cat of your own then you'll know that they call the shots in your home, and that's just the way it's gonna be. Between the nighttime zoomies, constant meowing for more snacks and sitting on your laptop keyboard, those little bastards can get pretty damn annoying. But admit it, you love 'em anyway.
Ponies are ridiculously desirable, to be fair. - Matty Malaprop