Go ahead, it ain't called skinny Tuesday

I am a Southerner, but I'm kind of not a Southerner. If you ask a Northerner, they'd probably say I'm a Southerner because I'm from Texas. However, ask a Southerner or a Texan, and they'll probably be singing a different tune. Even though I'm technically not a Southerner, growing up in Texas gave me many quintessential Southern experiences . If anyone tells me that they think 90-degree weather is hot, it takes a lot for me to keep my mouth shut. I am also a fierce lover of chicken fried steak.…

Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb? Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?

"Look here, fellas! The boy who lived has came to d*e..."

Yeehaw! It's National Fried Chicken Day y'all! Fried chicken is probably my favorite food, so as you could imagine, this is a deeply reverent and vital holiday for me. If you don't know the difference between fried chicken, chicken fried steak, and chicken fried chicken, then today may not be your day. Fried chicken is one of the most delicious foods, no matter where you get it from. You are valid if you're a grocery store fried chicken diva. If you tend to go for one of the chain fried chicken…

Well bless your heart.