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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop

If you're going to believe in some higher power, you may as well believe in one that is truly titanic. - Matty Malaprop

YOU IDIOT that makes you the solvent

And I thought what you did to Lin was bad enough... but the evilness of these jokes... I mean, c'Amon!! - Matty Malaprop

HIPSTER BENDER sadly, not the solution we were all hoping for