Help! I'm being spontaneous!

Elevators are one of the most uncomfortable social environments the public has to offer. You're trapped in a tube with a bunch of strangers. You're packed incredibly closely with people of all different hygienic statuses. Worst of all, you're supposed to stay silent to avoid making people uncomfortable. Everybody's already uncomfortable in an elevator, and casual conversation is unlikely to solve this problem. If there's one thing I respect, it's the ability to clear out a crowded elevator . El…

Does human interaction really matter all that much when you have video games to play?

Introverts will leave you on read for 3 weeks and reply like no time has passed

A wise man once said, “I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.” Creep is one of the most popular songs ever written, and it's easy to see why. Everybody feels like a creep and a weirdo every once and a while, and if you feel like it enough, it can be pretty hurtful. On the other hand, there are some personalities that are just unpleasant to be around. I can't stand it when somebody makes weird mouth noises all the time. It creeps me out when you can hear a…

Introverts everywhere are dreading wedding season

I didn't want to come

I prefer to chuckle at my own dilemmas instead of overthinking them.

Imma head out

I'm an Anxietician by trade

Imma do nothing because I just have too much to do

I'm practicing my 1000 yard gaze for when I get trapped in unwanted conversation with an extrovert

Tee hee ha

BEWARE: Chit chat is fatal

Chitchat makes me wilt

This is the 33rd weekend in a row that you've told your friends that you're "sick"