Help! I'm being spontaneous!

A wise man once said, “I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.” Creep is one of the most popular songs ever written, and it's easy to see why. Everybody feels like a creep and a weirdo every once and a while, and if you feel like it enough, it can be pretty hurtful. On the other hand, there are some personalities that are just unpleasant to be around. I can't stand it when somebody makes weird mouth noises all the time. It creeps me out when you can hear a…

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It's just me, myself, and dog

So how long do you mentally prepare in order to leave the house and deal with people?... 24 hours? Cool me too.

Not me spending 2 months recharging my social battery after one Friday night out...

I have plans with my couch, a loaf of garlic bread, and Wednesday Addams on Netflix

'I'll let you know' means I'm not coming

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What is sleep?