Unless you're one of those healthy people who aren't terminally online (like us), you probably noticed that Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp were indisposed for several hours on Monday. Luckily, the notorious bird app was still stronger than ever. Literally everyone flocked to Twitter, and even Twitter's Twitter account Tweeted about it. Pretty meta, right? hello literally everyone — Twitter (@Twitter) October 4, 2021 For some reason, every single brand known to man decided to pop in and use t…

Is this going towards the college fund?

Moms never forget.

Have you seen that TikTok of Addison Rae literally lying down on the floor? How could she do something so controversial yet so brave? I guess she's just not like other girls. She's quirky. This is literally so crazy pic.twitter.com/XeJugpjcgZ — Natalie (@jbfan911) September 20, 2021 Yes, this image of Addison Rae doing a conspicuously basic human activity has gone viral on Twitter, but not because people are impressed. The singer is getting lightly roasted through memes and sarcastic enthusiasm…

Shoulda put a little more thought into these lies!

From offensive old tweets to compromising Insta stories, we can never be too careful what we post online . This is especially true when it comes to information about ourselves, because it can easily fall into the wrong hands. While this advice might feel like Stranger Danger 101, the kind of clues many of us might not even think about can sometimes reveal a terrifying amount of information. Tiktoker @fiftyshadesofjor y has humorously pointed this out by responding to another user. The original …

Britney Spears is free and she's officially tying the knot with long-time boyfriend Sam Asghari. The news comes just a week after her father James Spears filed a petition to end the 13-year conservatorship that put him in control off all his daughter's assets. Most fans are stoked for Britney, who has unarguably been put through the wringer over the years and deserves a bit of stability and happiness. Others were a bit more apprehensive and urged the pop star to make Asghari sign a prenup. now …

When beggars try to be choosers

Really makes you think

The internet is full of liars

Starting October 1, OnlyFans , the infamous subscription service known for its adult content , will ban all sexually explicit photos and videos in response to pressure from payment processors like Mastercard. The company really ought to thank porn for their rapid success; instead many OnlyFans users whose income depends on the service feel like they've been betrayed. Just another day in the ‘creator economy.' In the past, OnlyFans has unsuccessfully attempted to rebrand itself as a platform for…

No toxic masculinity here.

Tall guys are always coming up with clever ways of flexing about their height to the world without explicitly doing so, for example, dudes who complain on the internet about how they always have to stand in the back at a concert because they're just too tall for society. It's called humble bragging , and @antihemi tweeted an obviously satirical exaggeration of the sort of sneaky flex that can inexplicably go viral. Well perhaps the satire wasn't obvious enough, because the tweet went viral anyw…

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