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Chainsmokers Under Fire Following Irresponsible Hamptons 'Drive-In' Concert

Electronic pop group The Chainsmokers are being widely criticized following a "Drive-In" charity concert they performed in the Hamptons on Saturday. The performance was intended to raise money for charities, with tickets prices ranging between $1,250 to $2,500. The hefty cost is no surprise given the New York summer spot's incredibly wealthy reputation.

While organizers of the event said the temperatures of all 3,000 attendees were checked, and that preventative social distancing was enforced, social media footage from the event paints a different story. Video from the concert appears to show a sizable crowd that's clearly ignoring the 6ft rules of safe distance. The footage is so damning that Governor Andrew Cuomo tweeted his disapproval late Monday: 

"Videos from a concert held in Southampton on Saturday show egregious social distancing violations. I am appalled. The Department of Health will conduct an investigation. We have no tolerance for the illegal & reckless endangerment of public health."

Though organizers of the "Safe and Sound" event claim to have worked with state and local health officials to keep attendees safe, the response from government figures says otherwise.  Howard Zucker, the New York State Health Commissioner, sent a perplexed letter to the Town of Southampton expressing his shock that anyone would think this show was a good idea during a deadly pandemic.

As of right now, the event is being investigated by the New York Department of Health - and the Chainsmokers have yet to comment on the situation. But folks on Twitter seem to have a lot to say about the oft-roasted music group's incredibly callous performance. We've put together the best tweets for your entertainment. Now all we can do is hope that the Northeast doesn't get that second wave it's been desperately avoiding. 

Funny tweets in response to Chainsmokers concert in the hamptons new york, irresponsible, andrew cuomo, social distancing, howard zucker, department of health, rich people, selfish | @chisanashi y'all risked corona chainsmokers Icculus Brave @FirenzeMike 1d Chainsmokers had Drive concert Hamptons last night looks like social distancing strongly enforced NY gets inevitable spike just blame these rich selfish white people 2 Via IG:adamalpert | KRILLA O @itsKRILLA Attendees Real chainsmokers Chains
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Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Unfortunately for service industry employees everywhere, Karens have decided not to take any days off during the pandemic. In fact, it seems that they've even ramped up their antics, according to this amusing Twitter thread written by a guy observing the sheer panic taking place at an Olive Garden in Cranberry, Pennsylvania on Mother's Day. Who knew soup, salad, and breadsticks warranted screaming at minimum-wage restaurant employees!

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.
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Quality Memes & Tweets To Get Your Friday Going

TGIF, y'all! With many of us cooped up in our houses, celebrating the final day of the slavish workweek involves a whole lot less going and and a whole lot more screen time. These memes are one great way for you to take a load off post-9-5 torture. Sure, there are streaming services. But they cost money. And you've probably seen everything from Tiger King to that Michael Jordan docuseries.

Funny memes and tweets, friday memes and tweets, tgif, dank memes | Wolverine with a kissing couple in the background my friends getting married and starting families aborteddreams five cheeseburgers please | Tim Dillon @TimJDillon would be nice see people starting reopen parts economy safely but let's do Undercover Boss show now too! Like better time put CEO on front lines with workers! Right! Seems like fun time show sure CEOS would do right
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Funny tweet about social distancing | ahmad @uhhhhmad i will continue social distancing from some of u after all this is over
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This distance really allows us to figure out who we actually want to be friends with. 

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Brands Are Changing Their Logos To Reflect Social Distancing Measures

In light of recent events, brands have started recreating their logos to reflect social distancing efforts. While it's most likely just a ploy to lure in more customers, we hope it'll actually influence people to continue staying at home in order to curb the spread of coronavirus. And can we just say that we do feel a little bad for Corona (beer) right now?

Funny brand logos that reflect social distancing | Starbucks mermaid logo wearing a face mask | Corona beer Need new name. Extra
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Frustrated Millennials Want You To Know They're Not On Spring Break

A host of publications like Time and the Philadelphia Daily News have been reporting that millennials are spreading coronavirus with their careless spring break partying. There's just one issue: the spring breakers are actually Zoomers. And millennials are pissed about it. As the patronizing reports beg millennials to stay inside, the generation is fighting back with tweets aimed at educating writers who are too lazy to check their facts. 

While the exact age range differs, it's generally accepted that the millennial generation was born between 1981 and 1996. That would make the youngest of the generation 23 or 24. A little old to be partying while on break from school. And on Twitter, the generation is determined to make it clear that they'd rather be baking bread in isolation than taking shots in Miami. Plus, most of us simply can't afford it. 

Funny tweets about how millennials aren't going on spring break, generation z, coronavirus, covid-19 | danny ocean @SamoanLoki Hey dumbfucks, Millennials are ages 24-39, probably with kids their own. These kids were more likely majority Zoomers and have been couple years now. This is someone who got his degree over 10 years ago. ON Philly Daily News O @PhillyDailyNews 3d Daily News Hey, millennials, this isn't spring break s pandemic Expert Opinion | Momo Kurumi @momokurumicos "If Millennials do
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Tweets That Reflect The Crazy Times We Live In

As the COVID-19 outbreak worsens, and countries enact stricter rules to keep things under control, many of us are left overwhelmed, bored, and a bit aimless. And many people are scared. Twitter's been a great outlet for sharing jokes and coronavirus experiences. Some are funny, some are predictably depressing. But they all do a pretty stellar job of reflecting the crazy times we're living in. Stay safe everyone.

Funny tweets, relatable tweets, twitter memes, coronavirus tweets, covid-19 tweets | Megan Rebekah @_meggybread Day 1 self-isolation shall write book, organise my garden, learn language or three Day 3 self-isolation: Spent an hour arguing over sandwich with my cat forgotten sound human voices wallpaper my room is really starting freak out | Gordon Maloney @gordonmaloney here is landlord evicting paramedic middle global pandemic literally because he works NHS Actually joe on reflection am now
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Quarantine Memes To Help Distract You From Cabin Fever

If you're staying inside due to the Coronavirus outbreak, you're not alone. The COVID-19 disaster is making people bounce off the walls and nearly everyone is complaining of cabin fever. Some people are advising a daily routine of activities such as Yoga, or calisthenics. We prefer passing the time by scrolling through memes. And this gallery is filled with a ton of 'em - all about this ordeal we're going through as a planet. Hang in there, folks.

Funny memes about being in quarantine due to coronavirus/covid-19 | Charlie 8 @charlieamber94 find out daily lifestyle is actually called "quarantine" monkey puppet | Summer 2020 gon be lit people in hazmat suits at the beach
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Current Tweets That Just Hit Right

Wanna stay up to date on jokes about the Coronavirus outbreak and general Twitter tomfoolery? We've got you covered. These tweets offer plenty of humor, wise words, and dumb jokes that at the very least, will help you obliterate your boredom. And if you need more, here's another fresh Twitter list. Everyone needs ways to pass the time these days. And we're here to help.

Funny tweets, funny memes, dank memes, dank tweets, social distancing, covid-19, coronavirus, coronavirus tweets, quarantine | David Klion @DavidKlion So no one told life gonna be this way job's remote broke hiding plague | David Farrier @davidfarrier cannot stop laughing at everything about this Liam Gallagher thought he had coronavirus but his house just hot s confusing and scary'
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Memes That Roast All The People Hoarding Toilet Paper

There are many people we can roast for their behavior as people deal with the Coronavirus outbreak. There are the fumbling politicians and Corona Katie. People who are rude to their local grocers. And then there are the daft people who decided that hoarding toilet hoarding toilet paper will help them during a pandemic. While dank memes probably won't help these poor idiots realize the errors of their ways, the meme-ing community has been going in on TP hoarders. And we're enjoying it more than we should. 

Funny memes about people hoarding toilet paper because of covid-19, coronavirus, coronavirus memes, dank memes, roasts | "complete idiot" starterpack HAND SANITISER PANICKED SCREECHING L CN BBC NBC npr This 'isn't Mad Max Australian police say after 3 women get into brawl while panic-buying toilet paper during coronavirus epidemic VFOX OCBS Qbc NEWS NEWS channel NBC Rhea Mahbubani Mar 7, 2020, 2:51 PM @katie.n64 f M have sold out face masks. Sorry inconvenience! | KID: HEY MUM IS THIS CORONA V
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