snow white

PROGRAMMED you have been

SEEMS LEGIT

X360 announced a Virtual Disneyland to be played with Kinect... Now you can go to Disneyland alone in the comfort of your home.

MOMMY WARNED ME 'BOUT THIS. but, did I listen? NOOOOOO...

Honestly, I thought they were dwarfs...I didn't know they were twelve!

Just Whistle While You Dictate

(Vladimir Putin)

How can it be illegal to stand over Pinocchio and beg him to lie to me?

SOME THEMEPARKS... Have special attractions for perverts

EVER AFTER? ...FML