snape

ACTUALLY I really want to see this...

Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop

Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop

Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop

CLUE: HARRY POTTER EDITION it was professor snape in the observaatory with the avada kedavra

Make it 4koma Time! Vertical Comics FTW

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

AND Harry's dad turned out to be a douchebag