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17 Invigorating Tumblr Posts That'll Just Speak To You

Dammit Tumblr, always delivering the sass. And honestly, who couldn't use a little more sass in their lives? BUT - there is way more than just sass on there: Tumblr has it all. We collected all the funniest Tumblr posts right here for you to enjoy. Cringe, wtf, laugh-cry, rofl, smh, chuckle, snort. The little gold nuggets of hilarity that make the day worth it. Come and find your gold nuggets, my little oompa loompas. Enjoy!

invigorating sassy tumblr posts | official-estonia If having bad day, remember 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this: illustration of people dressed in pastel colored robes that cover them completely. officialunitedstates wife is pregnant, due any day suddenly contractions start "CAN'T, WON'T HAVEN'T, DON'T, ISN'T" she says mememic-bry "doc appears contractions are worsening nurse says between breaths wife gasps and screeches Y'ALL'D'VE"
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Insufferable Hipster Dude Ruins Party In This Hilarious Twitter Thread

There are some people in this world who have absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever, and this vinegar-loving hipster dude is a prime example of that. Luckily for us, writer Sarah Gailey documented the story on Twitter to entertain us, and for that we're grateful. 

Seriously, who the absolute f*ck puts beans or vinegar in a smoothie, let alone both?

Funny Twitter story written by a woman who attended a mimosa party where someone added in vinegar to the juices without being asked to | tweet by Sarah Gailey gaileyfrey Who wants hear story Worst Party Guest Ever? hope do because this is happening. so at this party. Brunch party because all my friends are insufferable hipsters bring an ASSORTMENT juices mimosa bar
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all the things america fruit pizza smoothie vegetable - 5464036864
By Stoic Bearbane
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Yeah, pizza isn't a vegetable, but I couldn't resist.