Via anlyin
This is terrible marketing.
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Y'all remember Charles "Neck Guy" McDowell? Of course you do. If you were a big fan of the brutal roasts that ensued from his hilarious mugshot like we were, then get ready for Christopher "Tiny" Taylor, a guy wanted for removing his home confinement anklet and punching a police officer in the face.
Taylor caught the internet's attention after the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted notice with a photo of him on Facebook. People immediately began to take notice of his teeny tiny stature, which has of course resulted in some epic puns! Scroll down ASAP, because these are just too damn good.
Being a short female can have its perks; for example, you can continue to use your student ID to get discounted stuff even when you're well past college-age, and your feet will never dangle off the edge of the bed. That being said, being small can also come with its fair share of struggles too!
Via Rika Orlanda
That's a pretty juicy piece of graffiti right there, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
By Richard Halcomb
PEDOBEAR TOY small parts, small balls, not for children
VW Beetle Dry Clean Only
(Paul Ryan)
By Unknown
I DONT CARE I'm just disturbed by his freakishly small head
